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The five classes of active duty spies and their borrowing patterns

Local Spies LS Spies who are inhabitants of KAOS territory Love the translation services the library is now offering via Altavista , terribly slow to return items but do ask lots of reference questions via the Web reference service
Moles MS Spies who are officials of KAOS Always after those government documents, Know the library rules backwards so they argue every little point. Tend to think any library is their's to use and will return our material to a KAOS library unless strictly supervised
Double Agents DA Spies who are KAOS's spies but working for our purposesThe kind that like to have multiple library cards and though entirely charming as borrowers, tend to have continuing problems with double barcodes etc
Doomed Spies DS Spies who are fed wrong info, so they will tell KAOS Well every library gets them, the suspect borrower. Make sure these borrowers are only given material with Get Smart Spy Library stamped all over it.
Surviving Spies SS Spies who go out to bring back news from KAOS and do!! Lovely spies like that nice Maxwell and his wife, Agent 99. Maxwell is a bit inclined to have too many on his card and to get overdues though, but what library staff member doesn't!!

The five classes of nonactive duty spies and their borrowing patterns

Child/Juvenile Spies CS Spies in the making Love the new web services just for them Need to be kept busy making ammunition out of outdated library supplies.
Past It Spies OS Spies who were good in their day but that day has passed Need help with the entrance doors and are inclined to mistake one gadget for another with disastrous consequences
Wacko Spies WS Spies who cracked under the pressure Should they continue to be mainstreamed or not?
Superstar Spies NS Spies who believe they are spies, because of all the spy novels they read but are generally only good for small missions like, "pick up some decent vodka for the rest of us will you" Show them the novels they are so addicted to, don't burst their illusion, but do take a secondary address at the membership desk
Dead Spies DD Spies who bring back little from anywhere. Great customers for those days when you want to have a quiet time in the library. Make sure they don't mess the carpet, if they change status from SS to DD in the library itself.

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This page is part of an assessment piece for LIBR533 and is not to be taken seriously.
It was created by Jicca Smith and was last updated on February 13th, 1998.