"Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." -- Albert Einstein
"Ummmm....no...uhmmm....ew?.....k." -- The Lesbian Avenger™
"Well this isn't fucking Wal-Mart is it!?!?!?!?" --Kim my bestest buddy...as in Kim of Kim and Andrea!
Love never really goes away. It simply changes form."--Heddoo
"Those bastards! They killed Kenny!" -- Stan, from South Park
"Faggot....oh faggot..." -- Jewel
"I dreamed I had oral sex with Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" -- Wizbef, my sissy
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You are trapped inside a small space then are freed only to be eaten by the outside world." Wizbef, my sissy
"Oui, oui croissant. That's French for 'Yes, yes croissant'." the 24-hour Jon-a-thon
"Man who stand on toilet get high on pot" -- Confucious
"God damn that's some fucked up shit!" -- Ben Folds Five
"Meaaaah-ah-waaa!" --Gazpacho
"No one likes burnt nuts" --Martha Stewart
"The word 'cope' and the word 'change' are directly opposite; not the same..." -- Arrested Development
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