Would You?
If you never met me,
would you guess that I exist?
Would you guess that I resist
the urge to kiss you
daily?
If you never met me?
If you ever met me
would you read what's in my eyes?
Would you cherish or despise
this soul that's craving yours?
If you ever met me.
Would you ever let me
hold your hand and walk beside you?
kneel at your temple as I'm wont to,
lay my heart down at your feet.
Would you let me?
And if you never let me,
never met me,
read my eyes which told the story
of my soul that's always searching,
would you miss me?
© 1998 jdm
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Randy the Rooster
A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster."Yeah, I've got this great rooster named Randy".
Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the hen house. Then he gives the rooster a pep talk. "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now you've got a lot of ckickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take it easy, and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand so the farmer points toward the henhouse and Randy took off like a shot. ~WHAM! BAM!~ He nails every hen in there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked!!!
Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake, ~WHAM BAM!~ He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen, he's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.
The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy lying motionless in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head. "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down. Now look what you've done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards hovering in the sky."Shhh," he says, "they're almost ready to land......"!!!!
Submited by Lady W
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