Top 30 Reasons I Hate My Step-Brother
(No exaggerations!)
Now, I know some of these may be a little harsh, but, quite frankly, I don't care. I'm one of those people who has to say what they think, and this is my way of doing it. Not all of these are in the best order. I just put the ones that really piss me off down at the bottom. So here we go!:
30. He plays his guitar at 10pm when everyone's trying to sleep.
29. He thinks whenever I light a candle, I'm casting a spell on someone.
28. He always butts in to other people's arguments or discussions.
27. He doesn't do his homework and is failing more classes than he is passing, but expects to have a good paying job someday.
26. He always has his two cents to give, especially when he doesn't know what he's talking about. Like one time, my friend's mother came to pick him up. He told her, "That eyeshadow really doesn't go." Needless to say, she didn't like that!
25. He tracks his dirty, muddy boots into the living room.
24. He sits on his ass all day and watches TV.
23. He plays his country music so loud, he can't hear you when you slam on his door.
22. He brings his guitar, "Black Knight," to school and plays and sings even though he sucks. He thinks he's good.
21. He leaves big blobs of toothpaste in the sink.
20. He never empites his plate into the garbage without being told by my mother.
19. He thinks that since he's oldest he should be in charge.
18. He pees on the seat and lets it dry.
17. He's convinced his dad will buy him a truck and he doesn't have to do anything for it.
16. He loves having a Confederate flag and being German, but insits he's not prejudice.
15. He eats everything in the house and then tells his mother in CA that my mother doesn't feed him enough.
14. He leaves his used underwear on the bathroom floor.
13. He talks to "himself" in the bathroom.
12. He kept porno on the family computer.
11. Whenever the phone rings, he runs downstairs as if every call is for him.
10. He thinks he looks like a supermodel when his face is scrubby and covered with zits.
9. He acts like a "perfect Christian" though he lies, curses, and disrespects his father and my mother.
8. He leaves dirty dishes, garbage, and crumbs all over the house.
7. Whenever someone complains and he agrees, he says, "Amen to that," like he's a black preacher.
6. Scenario: I was doing the dishes once and he came "home" from the "Royal Rangers" and said, "Ah, a woman in her place."
5. He always beats on his little brother, whom is perhaps annoying, but doesn't deserve a beating.
4. He believes all my friends are his friends when they really hate his guts.
3. He calls me his sister when we're not related. I don't call him my brother and I don't call his father "Dad."
2. He doesn't think he's a slob.
1. He can't understand why I don't like him!
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