***note: contrary to popular belief, this is the original alt.music.s-mclachlan faq. however, since writing this way back when (around aug. '98) and devoting quite an un-healthy amount of time to the newsgroup, I have moved on with my life, and decided to let the kiddies have their fun.
it's not goodbye, it's good riddance.

 

 

the incredible, un-official, unauthorized, un-everything alt.music.s-mclachlan faq (frequently annoying questions)

~ So, just who is this Sarah McLachlan grrl?

Sarah McLachlan, a Canadian-born singer/songwriter & founder of Lilith Fair (the one-of-a-kind all female tour) is, in my and many other alt.m.s-mers humble opinions, one of the most amazin’ n’ astoundin’ singer-type-chickas to ever come along. And then there are the folks who say she’s a goddess too, wonder where they get that from? There are plenty of sites on this vast web to check out for that basic “where, when, why” type of questions, the only ‘official’ of which being http://www.sarahmclachlan.com and http://www.nettwerk.com , but like I said, there are tons of fan pages, use a search engine, that’s what its there for.

~ What albums has she done?

Our beloved stepped into the pop circuit with her debut release Touch 10 years ago. Since then, she has released Solace (1991), the double-platinum Fumbling Towards Ecstasy (1993), the multi-media enhanced The Freedom Sessions (1994), Rarities, B-Sides, and Other Stuff (1996), and, most recently, the Juno and Grammy award winning Surfacing (1997), with over 3 million copies sold. Where the hell have you been? Sarah is expected to release a live album next, after Lilith ‘98 draws to a close, and Sarah gets some well-deserved time off.

~ What about this Lilith thing?

‘Tis the tour of the season, the “all-female” thing, galapalooza, grrls, gurls, and more grrls, comin’ to a city near you.

From the Sarah merchandise catalogue: “It doesn’t exclude men, it simply celebrates women,” says Sarah McLachlan of Lilith Fair, a festival tour created by McLachlan and her management. The Lilith Fair Tour is the first of it’s kind, and makes a statement about the evolution of the role of women in popular music. McLachlan notes, “three years ago promoters were really scared to put two women on the same bill. Now, the climate has changed dramatically. We’re proving it can be done.

Check out http://www.lilithfair.com fer all ya ever needed to know ‘bout Lilith.

Hot topics/Debate/Controversy and whatnot. If yer lookin’ fer flame bait, dontcha go no further.

~ Is Sarah gay?

While it’s true that Sarah does seem to attract a diverse audience, (and yes, of course the woman-dominated Lilith Fair sports it’s fair share of lesbians on stage and in the audience as well), Sarah McLachlan is (supposedly) happily married to her drummer, Ashwin Sood. And really, we don’t have to cover this topic every month... But the gay/bi/straight/whatever issue always remains one of great debate, so if ya really wanna start somethin’ on alt.m.s-m (or any other ng fer that matter), this is one of the hot the topics to go for.

...And jus’ fer yer reading pleasure: (from Details, Jan. ‘98):

BEAUTY IN UGLINESS. ISNT IT IRONIC THAT AS A CHILD IN HALIFAX YOU WERE CONSIDERED SO UGLY THAT KIDS NICKNAMED YOU MEDUSA?
I felt totally Wiener Dog -- I mean, my teeth were so bad that I had to wear retainers for two years to straighten them out enough to even put braces on them. (laughs) Medusa started sixth grade when I had long curly hair; and me and an acquaintance of mine showed each other our breast --well, she had breast, I had nothing. Anyway, one of my evil girlfriends --which was the only kind of friend I had at the time -- told everyone that I was a lesbian, and from then on everybody in school hated me. I mean, I couldn't get laid for miles -- boys use to see me and fall on the ground and writhe and scream that they were turning to stone. The first time, I cried; the fiftieth time, it was like, get over yourself.

OKAY, SO WERE YOU A LESBIAN?
I wasn't really, but I've always been open to the falling in love with a woman. I've had crushes on them and I've kissed my fair share, lemme tell ya, but that's as far as I've gone.

NEVER TO THE BEDROOM?
No, though there was a broom closet one time with a cute little bartender in Boston.

Let the flames sizzle on...

~ Who was Uwe Vandrei?

A person. Honor his memory, at least, with a bit of dignity. Building a History: The Story of Uwe Vandrei (1960 - 1994) http://www.textorcom.com/uwe/

http://www.wallofsound.com/news/stories/3176index.html

Exclusive to The Globe and Mail: Canada's National Newspaper http://www.theglobeandmail.com/docs/news/19980627/TheArts/tastal .html

And one more flamin’ question, jus’ fer the helluvit,

~ Sarahs religion?

“Oh, you know --Sarah McLachlan, the ethereal, poetic, waiflike fairy who burns incense, reads poetry all day, and lives in a fucking tree. I mean, I am sensitive and I do have wind chimes and a hot tub and I am into homeopathic medicines and herbs, but I also like a good scotch sometimes.” (not that that answers anything, I just like the quote, another from the Details interview :)). ...Another Mystery...

Yet more questions that appear quite often on our humble ng:

~ Is there another Sarah list?

What, we alt.s-mers ain’t *good enough* for ya? Fine then. :) Fumble towards the F-T-E list whydontcha? Send a “subscribe [your email addy here] fumbling-towards-ecstasy” message to Majordomo@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au to “join the club”.

~ Does Sarah have a fan club?

Yes. You can join the official Sarah McLachlan fan club, Murmurs, for $30 in North America and $35 everywhere else. You can get more info on this at Sarah’s or Nettwerk’s web site.

...Ah, but wait, jus’ when you were gonna ask... even more random answers!

Yes, Sarah *was* adopted.

Yes, she dated her keyboard player (before finding, ahem, solace in Ash... or was it shelter? sweet surrender? I know it’s not Mary... Could be Adia though... oh well, good enough :)).

Yes, a kewl (albeit unauthorized) biography was written of our beloved heroine, ‘tis called Building A Mystery: The Story of Sarah McLachlan and Lilith Fair by Canadian chicka Judith Fitzgerald . Go fourth and buy, baby, buy!

Yes, Sarah screams in an episode of Poltergeist.

Yep, there’s been lawsuits involvin’ Sarah, and nope, I’m not gonna go into ‘em.

No, Sarah did not write the song Dear God, it was originally by XTC.

Yep, the song Full of Grace was originally Fall From Grace and the older version can be found on boots if ya look around fer it.

~ What does Sarah’s song [fill-in-the-blank-with-title-of-yer-choice] mean?

While it usually isn’t said directly by Sarah “The song ___ is about ___,” here’s a lil’ snippet of things gathered from articles/interviews over the years:

Possession is ‘prolly the easiest to figure out, Sarah explains it in virtually every interview done... Written from the point of view of an obsessed fan it is.

If ya look long n’ hard enough, I betcha can find the adoption issues that surface in Mary. Good Enough: could it be ‘bout a mother/daughter relationship? ...or are there secret sinister lesbian overtones? You make the call.

And the deal with I Will Remember You? This song was on the soundtrack for the movie The Brother’s McMullin. It can be found on both Rarities, B-Sides, and Other Stuff c.d. and the Adia” single. It’s often confused with another Sarah song called I Will Not Forget You.

Angel is said to be about heroin use/addiction, etc.

Sarah has said that Adia is about relationships (yeah, is that vague enough for ya?), friendships or otherwise... And yes, Adia is a real person, and no, Sarah won’t tell who (but it's not about her grandma or aunt, as have been previously brought up). Ah, the sweet mystery continues.

...oh, this could go on for hours... Here’s the deal: No one (except Sarah and/or any of her privileged co-writers) know the exact, fer sure meaning of Sarah’s songs. Sure, we can speculate/interpret/debate/kill people and break things over who’s right n’ who’s wrong till we’re all virtually blue in the cyber face, but that ain’t gonna do us no good... And besides, think of all that energy yer wastin’ when ya could be using it on better things... You know, wild, passionate sex, or killing people and breaking things.

Where can I find a lot of general Sarah info that the chick who wrote this hasn’t included and/or order Sarah/Lilith Fair merchandise, request a catalogue, etc.? ...And yet again, I tell ye, the official Sarah/Nettwerk web pages be yer best bet http://www.sarahmclachlan.com and http://www.nettwerk.com . Email ‘em at info@nettwerk.com ...Tell ‘em Nikki sent ya (they'll love that).

...And by snail mail:

USA:
Nettwerk Records Inc.
632 Broadway, Suite 301
New York, NY 10012

CANADA:
Nettwerk Productions
1650 W. 2nd Ave.
Vancouver, BC V6J 4R3

Oh, and one last thing: Don’t even think about saying the D# word on alt.m.s-m! You will be struck down, tarred n’ feathered, thrown into a pit of highly venomous snakes, and repeatedly tortured until yer cryin’ fer Carl Palmer (to put it mildly...). Oh yeah, but if ya *really* wanna take a trip (back in time that is), surf on over to my shrine to the almighty D# fer a good laugh or two.

Yeah, I know this jus’ barely scratches the ethereal surface of Sarah, but I’m sure with a little lookin’ y’all folks can find a complete n’ total Sarah FAQ elsewhere, jus’ thought I’d clear up some of them easy-to-answer ones, and leave the rest up to y’all. Please direct all hate mail and/or requests for sexual favors to me.

...And before I get 7462 emails sayin’ “You stupid condescending whore, why’d ya hafta go and interject yer own damn opinions in every frickin’ sentence?” (not that any lovable sarahmaniac would dare do that, but) lemme jus’ say this: Please, be my guest to do a better job, really, it won’t be too hard, I promise :). Oh yeah, and you can write me and tell me how much ya luuuv me if ya wanna, jus’ whatever floats yer boat, ya know? Goddess Grrl aims to please. :)

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