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Entry qualifications require that you be able to perform the following tasks:

01. Differentiate between "mind" and
	"brain."
02. Identify the faculties responsible
	for diplomacy, reason, benevolence,
	humor, passion, and free will.
03. Describe various mechanisms of engaging
	those faculties.
04. Comprehend the necessity to possess those
	faculties.
05. Assess, on an instance-by-instance basis,
	whether the utilization of those
	faculties will prove hazardous or
	beneficial to all life.
06. Follow directions and hand signals given
	by equally-qualified forms of life.
07. Stow or secure emotional baggage securely in
	the overhead bin or or under the
	seat in front of you in such a manner
	that it does not impede others from accessing
	their faculties.
08. Understand the consequences of your free will
	(past, present, and future) and be accountable
	for them.

09. Identify various manifestations of comparable qualities
	in others and attribute those qualities to them.
10. Provide, in the event of an emergency, assistance
	to others in accessing their faculties.
11. Realize that, no matter how large a body of laws
	is, there will always be a body of laws
	that is greater, and that the greater
	body will take precedence over the smaller body.
13. Provide either your:
		1. e-mail address
		2. your URL
or
		3. your title, position, and company
		   (or organization or favorite charity):




14. Provide superfluous information about yourself (optional, but recommended):


12. Enjoy the journey and Make some effort to enhance the
	journey of passengers nearby.
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