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Great Female Comebacks>>>
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
>>>
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
>>>
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
>>>
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
>>>
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
>>>
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
>>>
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
>>>
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the amereason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
>>>
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
>>>
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
>>>
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
>>>
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
>>>
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
>>>
>>> Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
>>> Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?