Narrow Minded Homophobics

Why don't NMH eat pickles...because they get their heads stuck in the jar.
Why did the NMH get fired from the M & M factory...she threw out all of the W's.
How do you make a NMH laugh on Monday...tell him a joke on Friday.
What do you call a zit on a NMH's butt...brain tumor.
Why don't NMHs make kool-aid...can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packages.
What do you call a NMH with half a brain...gifted.
Why do NMHs have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes...stands for toes go in first.
What do NMH and beer bottles have in common...they're both empty from the neck up.
Why do NMHs wash their hair in the kitchen sink... that's where you wash vegetables.
What's the advantage of being married to a NMH...you can park in handicapped zones.
What are the six worst years in a NMH's life...third grade.
What do you get when you offer a NMH a penny for his thoughts...change.
How did the NMH break her leg raking leaves...he fell out of the tree.
How did the NMH die, drinking milk...the cow stepped on him.
How did the NMH burn his nose...bobbing for french fries.
Why does a NMH only change her baby's diapers every month...the instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Why do NMH have little holes all over their faces...from eating with forks.
Why did the NMH climb over the chain link fence...to see what is on the other side.
Why did the NMH have tire tread marks on his back...from crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
Why did the NMH get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months...because the box said from 2-4 years.
Why did the NMH call the welfare office...she wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
Why was the NMH upset when she got her driver's license...because she got an F in sex.
What is gross ignorance...144 NMHs.
What do you call 15 NMHs in a circle...a dope ring.
How do NMH brain cells die...alone.
What do you do when a NMH throws a pin at you...run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Why did the NMH get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months...because the box said from 2-4 years.
Why did the NMH call the welfare office...she wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
Why was the NMH upset when she got her driver's license...because she got an F in sex.
What is gross ignorance...144 NMHs.
What do you call 15 NMHs in a circle...a dope ring.
How do NMH brain cells die...alone.
What do you do when a NMH throws a pin at you...run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
What's the mating call of the NMH..."I'm soooo drunk"
What is the NMH doing when he hold his hands over his ears...trying to hold on to a thought.
Why did the NMH stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?...because it said "concentrate".

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