Stupid Pick Up Lines


Do you believe in love at first sight?... Or do I have to walk by again?

Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I ?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.

Tomorow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?

Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.

Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza?

Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?

I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons at a time!

Hi, my name is Mary. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.

Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? Your heart...

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

Excuse me, mame, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

The voices in my head say you should go out with me....

Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.

I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?

(hold up first two fingers on one hand) Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? No, why? Because they're mine.

A:*walks up to B and gently pulls up their collar and looks at the tag in their shirt* *a hmph and a long pause* *then A walks away* B: What the hell? What was that? etc... A: Oh... I was just checking to see if it said "Made in Heaven."

A: Did it hurt? B: What?!?!?!?!? A: When you fell from the sky as an angel!

A: Was your daddy a thief? B: No, why? A: Then, how did he steal the stars from the heavens and put em in your eyes? Contributed by Erin Wolfheart



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