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Somebody's Promotional
Fee Makes Nike Shoes Eligible For Luxury Tax!
We don't want to embarass
anyone, or mess with a lawsuit, so we have not used the actual fake names
of these two PGA players. Both are straight.
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
- ACCORDING TO FUZZY LOGIC:
Some kid with a fake name
(like Lion Iron, only not) became an overnight sensation
after only 17 years of practice. This made lots of the old pros mad, especially
when they couldn't afford Nikes anymore. But they were already pretty testy
about being in PARgatory (that's where PGA "Has Beens" - not
quite ready for the Senior Cruise & Tour - hang out and pout). So everyone
in the universe was making a big deal about this kid in the Green Polyester
Jacket. Finally, one of the older guys (also with a fake name) started
to Fuss. He'd had enough of this kid, but had not had enough
whiskey. After 30 or 40 shots, he said something in reference to the Boy
Wonder's sportcoat, like how that color of Green was not flattering on
him. A few busybodies got all politically correct quite suddenly, and scolded
poor Fussy for using the word "color" outloud. Everyone in America
quickly sided with the Cat-Boy, who is still trying to think of something
to say. The Furry Man is now a pinata for sportscasters nationwide, and
hopes to slip into obscurity someday. And that's the way it was, more or
less.
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