Yo Mama Is So Flat...
- Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall.
- Yo mama so flat that she's like a pirate's dream, a sunken chest.
- Yo mama so flat that she is a carpenters dream, a board never hammerd, naled or screwed.
- Yo mama so flat she makes the grand canyon look like the Rocky Mountains.
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