Yo Mama Is So Hairy...

Yo Mama Is So Hair...

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weedwacker.