Yo Mama's House

Yo mama's house so small she has to go outside to eat pizza.
Yo mama's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama's house so small, I stepped in the front door, and tripped over the backyard fence.
Yo mama's house so dirty, she yelled for supper, and all the roaches started singing "We are a family!"
Yo mama's house so small, I put the key in the door and stabbed five people.
Yo mama's house so small the front and back door are on the same hinges.
Yo mama's house so small, the weocme mat says "WEL".
Yo mama's house so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit the whole family!
Yo mama's house so dirty the cockroaches left.