Yo Mama So Old...

Yo mama so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama so old powder milk comes out her tits.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo mama so old she pisses rust.
Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mama so old that her tities got sour milk.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch'
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo mama so old she's in Jesus' yearbook!
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo mama so old she was Jesus' Wet Nurse.
Yo mama so old she's blind from the big bang.
Yo mama so old even God calls her mother!
Yo mama so old she be dreaming in reruns.
Yo mama so old she was around when Pizza Hut was just a hut.
Yo mama so old she still got food from the Mayflower.