Yo Mama Is So Poor...

• Yo mama so poor she can't afford the o or the r.
• Yo mama so poor when I saw here kicking a can down the street, I asked what she was doing, she said "Moving."
• Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
• Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush.
• Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
• Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
• Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
• Yo mama so poor your family ate cerial with a fork to save milk.
• Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp.
• Yo mama is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps.
• Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
• Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
• Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
• Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
• Yo mama so poor you go out for sunday pushes on the skateboard.
• Do you know the story abou tht elittle old woman that lives in a shio? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
• Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
• Yo mama so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!"
• Yo mama so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner."
• Yo mama so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me and tried to take my wallet!
• Yo mama so poor, I walked in her house, stepped on a cigarette, and she said, "Who turned out the light/heat?"

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