Yo Mama Is So Short...

• Yo mama is so skinny her nipples touch.
• Yo mama is so short she has to put cuffs on her panties.
• Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
• Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
• Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
• Yo mama so short she does backflips under her bed.
• Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
• Yo mama so short she is the original Q-tip.
• Yo mama so short she poll vaults with a toothpick.
• Yo mama so short she fell off the side walk and brok her leg.
• Yo mama so short that she represents the sole of america.
• Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a dorito.
• Yo mama so short she can swing her legs when she sit on da curb.

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