Yo Mama Is So Slutty...

Yo mama so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo mama so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
Yo mama so slutty she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose.
Yo mama so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
Yo mama so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and said "breakfast for the champs"
Yo mama so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in link behind me had the correct change.
Yo mama so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive.
Yo mama so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Yo mama so slutty I fucked her and I's a chick!
Yo mama so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama so slutty John HOlmes just looked at her and got AIDS.
Yo mama so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease.
Yo mama so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.