Yo Mama Is So Ugly...

• Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application.
• Yo mama so ugly she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
• Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
• Yo mama so ugly they put her in the mokey cage to make the monkeys stop jacking off.
• Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor took a look at her and spanked her parents.
• Yo mama so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
• Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
• Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
• Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for star wars.
• Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
• Yo mama so ugly when a cop asked for her drivers license he arrested her for carrying a concealed weapon.
• Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for halloween.
• Yo mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet.
• Yo mama so ugly she went to get her nose pierced & got stabbed in the ass!
• Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
• Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
• Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neckto get the dogs to play with her.
• Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
• Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
• Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
• Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
• Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
• Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
• Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
• Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
• Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
• Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
• Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
• Yo mama so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
• Yo mama so ugly peopel go as her for Halloween.
• Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
• Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
• Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
• Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
• Yo mama so ugly you dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
• Yo mama so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.

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