Apple Day was done,
work was done and Mom was on his way to good old Laurier Recreation Centre
to
pick up Huck. While waiting for
Mom, Huck decided to see if Miller had been picked up yet? Upon hearing
Huck's voice Miller replied "No I'm not
going, I'm tired"
As Laurier Recreation
Centre was being locked for the weekend Mom arrived in the WENDY's MOBILE
ready for the drive ahead. With
Huck's pack in the van, off we went to St. Andrew's United to pick up Flynno.
Arriving at the top of the Mt. Albion
access a van was spotted! This was no ordinary van! It was a OUT
OF THE
BLUE VAN! I think I've seen vans
like this before?
We arrived at St. Andrews
with plenty of time to spare. Still not knowing where we were going
we took the
time to look at a road map (yes 2 guys
took time to look at a road map and we had no females telling us too
either). Flynno arrived a short
time after 5 pm. His arrivial was very fast paced and showed that
he was in a
rush to arrive. After loading more gear
once again we went to Horny Tims! By this time we were anxious to go.
Before we hopped back into the Wendy's
Mobile and the Cab, Natalie casually mentioned the white spot on the
front of her shirt! You know there
would be no end to this one! Stopping at a bank machine to get Huck some
money nasty comments were made between
Huck and Natalie. As we approached Brantford we decided on
Harvey's for dinner. Huck, Flynno,
and Mom hadn't eaten but the suckers in the cab had already spent the time
to go to Harvey's in Hamilton. What
a waste of Gas! No wonder Natalie had the white spot on her shirt!
Either
that or she didn't have any socks!
Once we sat down we realized that there was no way that we would all fit
in
the booth so we Re-Decorated! As
we enjoyed our delicious meal Mike "I'm Natalie's Cabby" Pipe began
hitting on her again. When we were
finished our meal Huck grabbed the Toronto Sun! Are you thinking
what I'm
thinking? One reason only!
See the problem was that she was married and had a kid. On top of
the fact she
was what say 8 years older than I. As
we neared BURFORD we were amazed to find that it actually made it on
signs directing you where to go!
A loud cheer when up from the Wendy's Mobile and the Cab! Everyone was
joyous as we had found BURFORD.
We arrived at the camp ground at 630 pm. After registering with the
nice
ladies at the front we went for a walk.
Upon walking a whole ten feet we came upon Sean "BURFORD". He
then told Natalie and Huck that Rob Bolton
was at camp. In attempting to locate Rob, Flynno ran into all of the
ORC women! "Hey its FLYNNO Yeah!
An hour later not yet
having found Rob we decided that if we were going to find him we should
just ask for the
guy with his shirt off! Sounds reasonable
cause he never seems to have a shirt on anywhere else! As night fell
we decided to ERECT the tent. Of
course Natalie had to help! Not knowing how to set up this tent Huck
and
Mom decided to forfeit the 81st tent and
go with the 2 man of Huck's. As Huck's tent was being set up Flynno
arrived and showed everyone which of the
2 sets of poles we grabbed went with the tent. From there it was
Smooth Sailing!
It was now approximately
8 pm and the Dance was almost happening. We arrived at the dance
and Mom
went the wrong way to park! Brilliant
Move! We found the right spot and as we were getting out of our
Spacious Automobiles the suckers in a
boat pulled up with about 12 people in one car. As we moved towards
the doors to the dance hall Huck and Natalie
came upon ROB! After catching up and seeing robs new jewelery
(a tongue ring and 2 more earings since
last time) we entered the Dance Floor. Our first thought was "oh this
would be great picken for Wildman!"
Young teenage, you know about Huck's age. This is where the SPECIAL
Sticker distribution began! Of course
Flynno was with all of the ORC women. Then there was Huck who was
mingling his way through the many females
he knew at camp. OF course this was to disribute the special
stickers to all of those lucky ladies
and some cool dudes that we thought were deserving. Amazingly the
cool
and sexy Rangers from Brampton were there.
Huck was incredibly happy to see these Extra SPECIAL ladies.
Mike then promised to be back later and
went to see Hick boy Spanky and his twin Gord! They were in the hall
on they other side of the parking lot.
They without hesitation played DEAD PUPPIES! for Huck! As the night
wore on Huck saw many people whom he knew
and had a great time dancing it up. Meanwhile Flynno was still
with those ORC ladies. They were
planning some group costume together. Mom was hanging with Nat and
her
entourage of a cab driver and Damien from
the Seventh Layer of Hell. Huck then saw Mom sometime later
outside, what did mom have? FUDGE
oohs! Back to the rest of the story- Halfway through the night Huck
was
introduced to some more Rangers from Missasauga.
They were determined not to let me make anyone else
SPECIAL and asked that I give them the
role of stickers. Of course there was no way that this would ever
happen so they obliged and took off somewhere.
As the night closed everyone joined in a circle for a nice
singalong of Tim Leary's "ASSHOLE."
When the dance ended it was time to hop in the Wendy's Mobile and
return to the camp grounds. By this
time the Cab was long gone home to Hamilton. But anyways Huck offered
a ride to 3 of the ladies from Brampton
there names were Cheryl, Sue and Rachel. Now Huck had known them
for almost a year now so this was not
such a big deal. Coming to the one and only set of stop lights in
Burford
the people in the 2 cars in front of us
made an 81st like dash around the cars! This was followed by huck yelling
"I'm not wearing any pants" as we passed
people walking towards camp after the light turned green of course.
Wait... Green= stop
Red = go
No no no other way around!
After getting all of
our camping equipment from the van and starting on our trek Huck ran into
those other cool
rangers from Missauga! They invited
us to the Big campfire after to hang with them. Arriving at the camp
fire
Dave began to feel as though he would
make a fool of himself and decided to lead singalongs. Meanwhile
Huck was busy yakking it up with the beautiful
ladies from Brampton and Missasuaga. Flynno however was no
where to be found and we'll just leave
it at that! Suddenly Huck looked up and realized that Mom was gone?
"Oh well who gives a care - I'm surrounded
by women!" he thought. Jenn from Missasauga wanted to have
chocolate so Huck and her left to go get
the Fudge oohs with us came Monica and some other girl. Monica and
the other girl went to bed while Jenn
and Huck went on a walk with chocolate. That's enough of that part
of the
story. Of course Miller I would
have passed the test(but I got her number). I report that sadly,
but it was fun
talking till five in the morning when
her guide leader appeared worried as to where she had been. It was
mentioned to her as she was walking with
her leader that they hoped that she had liked her first moot because it
might be her last! Like all we were doing
was talking geez! Yeah Mike went to bed at 530 and arose at 845
while Mom and Flynno were still asleep.
Huck began to get freshened up (there were ladies at camp) and
brushed his teeth. Anyway, we left
and everything was good. Huck was happy cause he got to say goodbye
to
everyone including Rob. We also
got a hug from one of Flynno's ORC ladies! The drive home wasn't
that
interesting but hey we saw the replacement
to the Plastic-mobile! Nice van!