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A Fellow walks into a Bar
A Hooker has Her Taxes Done
A WEEK in the life of Support Staff
Custer's Last Thought
Headaches
Notes to the Teacher
A Diplomat...
The Donation
DOOMED
The Brewer's Prayer
MEN
Ain't Technology Grand?
FBI Orders Pizza
A Non-Canonical List for Women to Say "Masturbation"
Final's Story
How did THIS happen?
We save the Foundation
International Fart Glossars
Letters from Barbie
Bubba Went to Heaven
The Corpse
Computer Buzzwords
Once Upon a Time
Useless But Interesting Facts
BurgerWorld
The Grill
Lunchtime on the Scafolding
USELESS FACTS
Why Do Engineers make Good Husbands
A Daily Prayer
The Dictionary of Dating
You Want A Day OFF????
"Dear Spouse"
DEATH
Debug
Deep Thoughts
Dilbert's Laws of WORK
DICK for a day
You want a DAY off!?!?
You Might Be an AOL Addict…
Windows '98 Brooklyn Edition
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Top 16 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans
The Trouble Tree
Engineer's Song [sang to the Beverly Hillbillies theme]
The BIKE
The Trial
English
Some Frogs ARE like THAT
Lights, Action...
30 fun things to do while you're driving...
That's AMAZING
Thank you for calling Techniical Support
The Mastabata
The Mermaid
Family Tree
Farmer John
GOOD, BAD, to WORSE
Good Buy
The OJ Trial as Told by Dr Suess
Signs WIN'98 Will Crash
Random Thoughts
Money and Knowledge
MS Contraceptive '98
New State Mottos
I'm on a Committee
Ode to Mammogram
Seinfieldisms
Operating Systems as Brains
Object Oriented Bohemian Rhapsody
Service Rep
Rodney
New Virus Warning
Letters to the Landlord
In the Movie Theatre
Divine Intervention
100 FUN THINGS TO SAY WHEN ORDERING PIZZA
TOP SIGNS OF NET ADDICTION
The Top 13 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans
1915 - Rules for Teachers
TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
The Top 20 Rejected International Sports Team Names
Top 25 Explanations by Programmers when their programs don't work.
34 things I learned from video games
36 POLITICALLY CORRECT WAYS TO SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID
40 WAYS MEN FAIL IN BED
Top 83 Signs That You Might Have a Drinking Problem
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Zany Ways to Phone in a Pizza Order
A WOMAN'S 50 RULES FOR MEN
50 Ways to Scare People In the Computer Room
ACRONYMS
You're Spending too much time in the chat room if...
Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects
Answering Machine Messages
WHAT CONSTITUTES AN ASSHOLE?
You know it is going to be a bad day when
Bumper Stickers I wish I had
Top Ten Reasons To Buy A dog Before Starting A relationship
Condom?
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 70'S IF.....
Eskimo
Evaluation Comments
EverReady Bunny
FAA Tests
The Face Lift
Top Ten ways the Bible would have been different if written if written by College Students
*****High School Vs College*****
"Why computers must be FEMALE"
Computer-Related Diseases
COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM
Five Top Signs, You're Not Getting Along with your Computer
To My Dearest Wife
Job Interviews - the lowlights
Fun things to do while driving (clean)...
Ebonics anyone?
You might be in Education if....
Are you an E-Mail Junkie?
YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
MicroSoft TV Dinners
Error....
Five reasons computers must be female...
A few things to think about.......
THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF
Painting
THINGS THAT MAKE US FORGET HOW STUPID MEN ARE
Down with the Homies!!!
How to Write a College Paper
RULES OF THE HOUSE
Oxymorons
On a Train...
MEN! - You Can't Win
The Top 15 Signs You've Chosen the Wrong Date for Valentines
A Woman's Guide
The top15 Complaint of the Modern Day Vampire
The Top 16 Least-Known Urban Legends
What the world is like in TV-land
A Dealer or A Programmer?
Please Doctor...
The Top 15 Reasons For Being Fired from Toys'R' Us
You've been together too long when…
3 Irish Priest canidates
Thoughts to Get You Through Most Any Crisis'
Top Ten Signs You Might Be a SysAdmin
The Top 22 Ways To Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone is Stupid
How To Handle Stress
102 Ways to Confuse your Roomate
Things we'll NEVER see on Star Trek
Twelve Tips from Junior Employees to Senior Management
The Rules of Combat
Men's 39 [or so] Rules for Women
ThingsYou Do NOT want your Systems Administrator to Say
Top 15 Signs that the Pope is your Secret Admirer
Things You CANNOT Say to the Love of Your Life [for Men]
Physical Therapist
Jokes For Women Only
FAQ for the Etch A Sketch
Just Her Size
Job Descriptions
Hiconics
Heven and Hell
Hanging Out in A Bar
Error Messages
Remember when...
Rue Definitions
In The Beginning…
Preparation for Parenthood
Gates Alert
Panda At the Bar
Irish Priest
Oxymorons
More Oxymorons
Which Condom would YOU use?
He/She Definitions
SEX!
16 Things your dog Doesn't understand
Deaths
Stripes
If I ever Become An Evil Overlord~
News Flash ~ Bill Adler To Outsource Children
You have been Online…
[sung to the tune of Gilligan's Isle]Two Digits for a Date
Top 10 things if THEY woke up with a vagina for a day
The Computer Programmer's Prayer
The Nurse
The Motorcycle
The Unorthodox Doctor
Transfers
The Diet
Dissertation Topics
Horoscopes
Jokes - Mr Pink
Smarty Pants
FLASH
Why the InterNet is like a Penis
Why the InterNet is like a Vagina
Mom & Computers
JOBS
NEW - Rush Job Calendar
You know you're from the Silicon Valley when...
The Teacher
Persuasion
Dumb Crooks
Odd Facts
BlackSlash
More Odd Facts
Lord's Prayer in Ebonics
Eccentric Lady
Women are WONDERFUL!!!
What STATE mottos Should be
Why is THAT????
Lunchtime
Lingo
LIFE
Top Ten Reasons Your Girlfriend Might Leave You For A Woman
The Last Things Any Man Would Ever Say...
The Top 16 Improvements to the Hubble Telescope
Hunting Elephants
Elephant Stew
The Elephant
Elevator
Your Maw
Why Email is like a penis
Enchanted Banana of Happiness
The End of the World
Driving Programers
Doppler
DownSizing
"Dear Abbey"
The Dream Job
Drink
The Philosophy of Drinking
Driving Blind
The Men's Room
If Dr. Suess wrote Tech Manuals
You can Never REALLY go Back
To the Delight of the Dog
The Facts of Life
HAIKU to WIN95
College Entrance Exam
Disorder in the Court
Tips on Love
The Ultimate Computer
The Devil
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