"On cable TV, they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather," says a comedian. "We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
Psychological studies of the Types of Men in Public Restrooms
EXCITABLE---- Looks around, cannot find hole, rips shorts
SOCIABLE---- Joins friends whether he needs to or not
NOSEY---- Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is doing
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
