A lot of people give me a hard time because I like country
music and western movies. Well call me a cowboy or whatever
you want but this sounds like some sound advice to me

SOME "COWBOY WISDOM"
* Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
* There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
* Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
* It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
* Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your
* pocket.
* A smart ass just doesn't fit in a saddle.
* Never miss a good chance to shut up.
* Work like you don't need the money.
* Dance like no one is watching.
* Love like you've never been hurt.
* Don't squat with your spurs on.
* Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The
* colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
* diggin'.
* If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal
* with watches you shave his face in the mirror every *morning.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
* orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth
* is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
* Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's *a-jawin'.
* Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two
* entirely different propositions.
* If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
* and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes
* from bad judgment.
* When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to
* a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
* When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it
* thrown around by somebody else.
* Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not
* so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know
* what it was.

If you follow all this advice you should be allright.