Yes, at long last Lady Une's advice is avalible to the public. Our first letter was from one Wang Chufei:

Dear Lady Une:

I have a problem. My lover is a passionate man by night, a wonderful lover, the kind of guy you could fall in love with and never fall out again. He is also a passionate man by day, a wonderful lover -- to someone else! What can I do to solve this problem?

Sincerely,

Wang Chufei

Hmmm let's see now...

Dear Wang:

First of all allow me to congradulat you on your divotion to your lover. Men like him are rare indeed and it is only natural that you will have to fight to keep him. Many weaker people would take this breech of your relationship as a sign that it was finished, or foolishly attempt a confrontation. As I see it there are two paths open to you.

1) You accept this infidelity as it is a part of the man you love, and devote yourself to him even more completly and unquestioningly. Show him the extent of your feelings with acts of complete and utter dedication to him. Force yourself to commit feats so extreem that no person should ever be asked or willing to do them for the sake of love. But, and this is important Wang, they MUST be things that will benifit your lover. Once your lover sees how far you will go for the sake of his affection, this other person will be totally forgotten before long.

Or...

2) Destroy the wretch who invaded your paradise! Make no mistake this other person is your ENEMY. No matter who it is, everyone is vulnerable. Research is the key to this, find out all you can about this thief of hearts. You will have to know him better then yourself. Befriend his or her enemies, and work with them to bring about his ruin! Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. While it is possible that severe public or proffesional humiliation will be enough, you may want to consider other options. But if you want to extinguish your foe, be sure you can get away with it, or arrange for someone eles to do the deed for you.

Yours with hope and compassion,

Lady Une

Our next letter is from Miss Amethyst...

Dear Lady Une:
I do consider myself a woman of strong professional desires but lately I've been having some emotional conflict. You see I am one of the leaders of a strong militant business that is known world wide but for security reasons I can't go into detail. A few months ago I have meet an older man who is a company rival. I love him dearly and he has asked me to marry him. If I marry him I would be forced to leave my work and risk the homicidal wrath of my boss. I love my work and I have gone a long way (I am second in command.) What should I do?
Sincerely,
Amethyst

Dear Amethyst:

It looks as though you may have to decide which you love more your work or your man... IF he can be trusted that is. It is only too possible that your rival is only using you to gain confidential inside information.

What I would advise you to do is stage a series of tests of his loyalty. Start leaving fake official documents and memos where he will have easy acsess to them. Now you have to be careful, the decoy documents should be able to pass for the real thing on close inspection, and yet contain absolutly no acurate information. If any of the false documents go missing or look the slightest bit disturbed, you will know all to well what he is really there for. In which case you should drug him, and hand deliver the treasonous bastard to your boss. Of course you will be heart broken by the betrayal but remember, before you bring him to your employer, you will have ample oportunity to extract apropriate vengence on him.

But if he passes the test things get more complicated. The best thing would be to convince him to give up all his information and defect to your corperation. This is easier said then done I know, you will have to really cater to him using all your womanly charms. Make him so happy both in and out of bed, that switching companies will seem like a trivial thing. Your life will have to revolve around him and his exploding ego. Until you get what you want that is, then it's all down hill from there sister. Or, if you don't have time to please him in your busy schedule, drugs and/or black mail may be options you will want to consider instead.

Or...

You are second in command you say? Well I say why not first? Together you and your lover should have what it takes to overthrow (or assassinate) the current CEO. Then your marraige could lead to a truly historic merger!

Yours with hope and compasion,

Lady Une

If you are having any problems, you can also write and ask Lady Une's advice. In any area of your life at all, proffesional, personal or sexual. She isn't shy and wants to help!

These questions and Lady Une's response to them will be posted on the page in a future segment called "Ask Une". Where she will freely give you advice on the difficult issues in life.

I can be contacted at this Adress Advive from Lady Une.

Thanks!

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