“Oh now,
this is quaint” Rachel sarcastically spat, her blond hair
shining in the sun, but her dark eyes burning into Kevin’s
temple
“Uh, have
you two met?” Kevin muttered, his eyes as wide as a full
moon
Jessandra
turned to Rachel who seemed to almost laugh at her. Rachel
looked down and studied Jessandra’s flared jeans and simple
black top, then smiled as she straightened her own Prada shirt
with her Versaci painted nails.
“I don’t
believe so” she replied cocking her head to the side
“This is
uh, Rachel, Rachel this is Jessandra” Kevin spoke awkwardly
as Thomas sped past
Rachel
extended her hand,
“His wife”
Jessandra announced, a snide tone dripping from her tongue and
carried on each word
Rachel yanked
her hand back before Jessandra could shake it.
“HIS
WIFE?” she screamed, almost deafening Kevin
“A long
time ago, and it was annulled” Kevin replied, like a boy
that had been caught with his hand in the cookie jar – or
perhaps other inappropriate areas…
“Rea-her-herly”
Jessandra laughed, flicking waves of her hair around her ears,
she pulled a folded piece of paper and handed it to Kevin, then
smiled sweetly, “I never got the annulment Kevin” she
stopped for effect “We’re still married”
~IN FLORIDA~
“I feel
like I'm 15” Taymar scathed as Brian kicked sand along
beside her
“You look
good” Brian smiled, his hands digging in his pockets
Taymar snorted
and sat up in the sand.
“I'm, a
going to swim, want to come?”
Taymar looked
across at Brian and shook her head, there was no way she was
getting out in that water, not because it was full of little kids
pee from all around the world, no far from that, he reason was
simply because she knew water made Brian horny, well anything
really made Brian horny, but especially water, and that was
something she needed to steer clear off.
~*~*~
Nick skidded
across the sand like he was five again. His hair was
already bleached with the sun, so a cap covered his beloved
locks. He hummed a melody to himself and clicked his
fingers as he walked. His sunglass covered eyes searched
the beach for some pretty girls he would charm away. Sure
he was with Cindy and all, but hell, she wouldn’t mind.
~AT THE CIRUS~
Mandy skipped
along the circus grounds, most people were busy packing up, but
as a flying trapeze artist she really had no pack up to do, and
plus she was a girl, unable to lift heavy equipment, she laughed
to herself the girl card comes in handy now and again.
She stopped at
one of the clowns tents, a strange sound coming from inside.
She shrugged, those clowns were strange people, she decided to
walk on
“OHHHHH
STONEY” a voice screamed
She spun
around in horror, surely it wasn’t HER stoney in there?
She took a deep breath and launched herself through the door of
the tent.
She stopped
dead as the two faces turned to look.
“Uh Oh”
Stone cold muttered as he clutched onto his icing funnel
“Uh, hey
Mandy” The rock smiled shyly as he tried to hide the
obvious.
Mandy covered
her mouth.
“You’re
decorating him?” she cried
It was what
her and stoney would do when they felt like getting ‘down’.
sometimes it was blue flowers, other times smiley faces across
her butt cheeks, it was their special thing – decorating
their bodies with marzipan and cake icing.
She ran from
the tent and straight into AJ.
“hey,
something wrong?” AJ smiled goofily
“LET’S
RUN AWAY-“
“To the
circus?” he snorted
She slapped
his arm
“Run away
from THIS, I want to leave” she cried
“Uh, but-“
“Come
with me or let me go”
“Okay,
sure, lets go” AJ shrugged
She grabbed
his hand and ran through the carnival grounds.
~ FLORIDA ~
Taymar watched
out of one eye Brian swimming around in front of her, she tried
her hardest to turn away from looking, but sometimes it was
almost impossible to risk. She’d played almost every
card and it still wasn’t working, she’d been mean,
lazy, tried her best to be unattractive, but still Brian plowed
on trying to get some sex time. She moaned to herself and
flopped her head down into the sand. She couldn’t do
IT, because it seemed every time they did, she got pregnant.
She loved her kids and all, but she really didn’t think she
would possibly endure another tormenting time – ie: labor.
“You uh,
wanna go back to the room?” Brian smiled, standing in front
of her, droplets covering his body and glistening in the sun
That was it,
she couldn’t take it anymore.
“Oh hell
yes” she announced
~*~*~
Nick casually
smiled at all the girls he could, most waved back, some blew
kisses, some even flashed, but alas this game was boring him now.
His eyes scanned the multitudes of girls on the beach, then
stopped when he saw a certain one. She looked vaguely
familiar, but it wasn’t that which had attracted him. It
was the portable playstation consol she had on her lap.
~*~*~
“Damn,
damn, damn” Meghan muttered as she fell through the giant
crevasse she’d been trying her hardest to avoid
She shut off
the game and starred blankly at the piece of machinery on her
lap, and began to fantasize about someone, a certain blond
someone.
~CIRUS~
“We’re
we going?” AJ muttered as Mandy dragged him around throwing
her belongings into a suitcase
“I dunno,
somewhere warn” she paused, then shrieked “I know,
FLORIDA”
Before he
could object she’d run and booked plane tickets
~CARTER/GATES
MANSION~
Cindy paced
around, muttering obscenities to herself. Nick had gone to
the beach, that was sure to mean he’d be eying up all the
chicks in the tiny thongs. She shuddered, she couldn’t
stand those things. It didn’t however seem to bother
her that Nick was out there, almost like she didn’t love him
enough to care. It was then for the first time she realized
her love wasn’t directed towards Nick, they were in fact
subconsciously directed towards another man, and she finally
pieced it all together.
~ ORLANDO
CHURCH~
Father Howie
starred at the photo in front of him and sighed quietly. Oh,
what days those had been. He smiled to himself, thinking of the
pink, the purples, even the yellow that he’d become so
accustomed to. But, ah, how things had changed. He
knew he shouldn’t be keeping this photo, for it incriminated
him should anyone find it, but tucked away in his top draw were
other artifacts that reminded him of another Howie.
There was a
loud banging on his door that startled him briefly.
“Uh, hold
on” he muttered shoving the photo into the draw.
“Come in”
he smiled
~ FLORIDA
HOTEL~
“Another
one?” Brian coughed as Taymar added the 3rd
condom
“I'm not
getting pregnant again, okay atomic sperm boy? So we do it, we do
it my way” she replied
“Okay,
okay” Brian smiled, his eyes gleaming like a child at
Christmas
~ AIRPLANE
FLYING OVER FLORIDA ~
“God this
is so exciting, don’t you think?”
“Uhuh”
AJ murmured, looking down at the sick bag he thought he might
need soon
~ ORLANDO
CHURCH ~
Cindy stepped
in and smiled, a huge frilly bow in her hair and a puff dress
that barely fit through the door.
“I know
who you are Ramón” she whispered
Howie gulped,
how could she?
~ BEACH ~
“Can I
play?” Nick questioned standing above the pretty girl he’d
noticed with the playstation
“Uh sure”
Meghan replied, instantly recognizing the man, as the man of her
dreams.
“Neat”
Nick beamed plopping down beside her
~ HOTEL~
“Oh god,
oh god YES” Brian screamed, the calls bouncing off the walls
and rocking the bed
~ KENTUCKY ~
“What are
we doing?” Briar moaned as the hurried on board the plane
“Flying”
Kevin replied, looking around them
After the two
girls met, they ganged up on Kevin, and were now calling for his
blood. He quickly hurried and gathered the kids and caught
a taxi to the airport, and got on the first plane, thankfully it
was going to Florida where he could drop the kids off before
getting on the next plane to New York and hiding in his penthouse
apartment.
“FUCK”
Felicia screamed as she dropped her doll
Kevin got a
sudden rush of evil glares
“Damit
Felicia, I told you not to say that” he muttered
“Damit”
Felicia screamed even louder
Kevin sulked
down into his chair and prayed they wouldn’t follow him
~ KENTUCKY
AIRPORT ~
“Which
plane?” Rachel sighed, wondering which direction the
cowering Kevin would head
“Florida”
Jessandra replied
“How do
you know?”
“I can
smell his fear”
And evil laugh
sounded out as they quickly bought tickets to that direction.
The plane their sure he was on had already left, so he had about
a 20 minute jump on them.
~ORLANDO
CHRUCH~
“I, I don’t
know what you mean, and my name is father Howie”
“Yes you
do, you cant deny it”
Howie looked
around eager for an escape route. He opted for the window.
He ran towards it and sprung for the first story window, then
took off with lightning speed across the cemetery
(The Next
Afternoon)
~HOTEL~
“Oh baby,
that was, like, terrific” Brian sighed in pure ecstasy from
the night before
“And
there’s no way I can be pregnant” Taymar smiled, as the
little sperm met the egg inside her.
“Oh god,
no” fear washed over her face. She dressed quickly and
ran from the room.
~APARTMENT~
“Hehe,
Wow” Nick sighed, his heart beating rapidly, old beads of
sweat present on his body
“I know,
that was amazing” Meghan sighed
Nick smiled
brightly. He’d managed to cross the crevase in the
playstation game, he’d been trying all night, and finally
– they’d done it.
~MOTEL~
“Where
are we going?” Thomas sighed as Kevin searched outside the
run down motel door. He thought they would never suspect he
would stay in this sort of place, no way they could be on his
trail.
“Look at
him” Jessandra laughed looking at the half opened door with
her binoculars from the car parked across the road
“SO
predictable” Rachel grinned
~ROAD
SOMEWHERE~
“Where
now?” AJ inquired, yawning, it’d been a LONG night
“Hummmmmm”
Mandy sighed “Oh yeah, I want to go to Karaoke Bar
AJ shrugged,
hell, why not?
~ HOTEL
BATHROOM~
Taymar wasn’t
sure whether the test would be able to tell her so soon, but it
was possibly it could. Inside her something was happening
and she damn well knew that feeling.
The strip
turned the color she’d prayed it not to. She screamed
loudly, and yanked back the door to find Brian looking perplexed.
“You,
You, YOU!” she muttered reaching out to strangle him
“What?”
“I'm
pregnant” she cried
“Oh shit”
Brian cussed before running from the room, she was sure to kill
him
~ MOTEL~
“On the
count of three, GO” Kevin smiled, coaching the kids
They all
nodded as he held the two twins.
He knew just
down the road was where Brian and Taymar were staying, and he
really needed to ditch these kids.
“One, two
three”
The all
hurried out into the car he hired, and fled the scene like
fugitives. Jessandra stepped on the gas and followed.
~APARTMENT~
“So like,
uh” Nick grinned as he leant back and tried to look sexy
“Look out”
Meghan cried
But it was too
late, Nick’s elbow hit the glass of coke and splashed all
over her computer and playstation
“Eek,
time for me to go” he yelped, running from the room
“Hey,
come back here” she screamed running after him.
He ran across
the road, nearly colliding with a vehicle that pulled roughly
into a parking space outside the flash hotel and bar. He
zoomed it and the rough drivers door opened
Kevin stepped
out, and ushered the kids out, he knew they were behind them.
They pulled across the road from him. he almost shrieked,
but ran with a trail of kids inside the bar.
Meghan crossed
the road with 2 other girls, with the same look in their eyes
that she had.
Brian raced
down the stairs of the hotel, panting as he went.
Howie, still
in his priest uniform ducked into the bar, Cindy was right behind
him, she’d followed him everywhere, he’d not slept at
all since bounding from that window.
AJ smiled at
Mandy and he handed her the drink, but the blond that was running
up behind him collided with him, knocking the drink square out of
his hands and all over Mandy. She screamed in horror and AJ
began to back away, in the direction of the stage.
Brian raced
around some back passage, he heard her close, she was right
behind. He scooted through a black curtain.
Nick back up
as Meghan approached, bumping into tables as he went, before he
reached the end. The stage.
Kevin pleaded
with the girls to calm down, but they hunted him like meat, he
walked backwards, finally stopping at the stair of the stage
Howie bounded
through tables, Cindy reached to grab him, ripping off his black
garment to reveal a pink and purple poka dolt g-string
“It is
you, I knew it, you’re the polka stripper” she
screamed.
He cowered by
the side of the stage, and some guy plowed through the curtain in
boxer shorts and nothing else.
Brian spun
around and looked shyly at the crowd that had formed. Taymar
was to the side of the stage, he knew she wouldn’t murder
him in public, so he assumed he was safe – embarrassed but
safe.
Kevin saw his
cousin and smiled weakly. Brian shot his a “what are
you doing here look” but he could see he was been hunted by
two girls. Kevin stepped up on the stage, followed by the
stripped priest, the guy that spilt the drink on his girlfriend
and the blond one who had Kelvin Klein underwear showing.
The five of
them stood there with frantic faces, until someone yelled
“SING”
The whole bar
burst into chanting, except the 6 girls that were eager to kill
them.
They shrugged
and burst out into a rendition of the national anthem. The
crowd burst into applause as the five voices melding in
perfection, even the hunters were surprised, as five guys they
could sing, and everyone there could see it.
When they
stopped everyone was in ore, clapping and chanting wildly.
“Fuck
daddy that was good” Felicia clapped
Brian snapped
his head around to Kevin who hid behind Nick.
THE END!
So you see, the moral of the story is…..
What if the backstreet boys never
existed???
Well damnit, they would find a way to
exist!