~ NEW YORK
– SOME SWANKY HOTEL RESTAURANT ~
“Oh
Kevin, while you were out at lunch you mother rung again, she’s
said that she wanted you and me down there for Brian’s
Birthday or she’ll come here and drag you by the ear”
Rachel announced confidently as she stabbed her salad with the
shiny fork
“She
wants you to go?” Kevin said, almost laughing
“Yes, she
said she was dying to meet me” Rachel lied
“I don’t
believe that” Kevin muttered shoving a piece of steak into
his mouth
“You
saying I'm lying?” Rachel inquired taking a sip of her
‘still’ water.
She spat her
mouthful back into the cup, and signaled the waiter.
“You call
THIS Still? Hello it like moves! Take this shit back, and get me
some real, proper still water” she announced handing him the
glass
“Look
Rachel, my mother doesn’t even know who you are, you’re
the receptionist” Kevin muttered
“The
receptionist YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH”
“You
wanna say that a bit louder I don’t think New Zealand heard”
“Look
Kevin, if you wont take me, I’ll just decide to take a
holiday down there myself, and if we accidentally run into each
other well, so be it”
Rachel stood
up just as the waiter returned with another glass of water.
She looked at him and smiled.
“I don’t
want it anymore” she huffed grabbing her bag from the floor
~ FATHER
HOWIES HOUSE (NEXT TO THE CHURCH) – ORLANDO ~
* ring, ring *
Howie reached
over and knocked the alarm clock from the table. The sound
though persisted. He sat up, and after realizing it was the
phone, he pick the receiver up.
“Hello?”
he answered groggily
“Um
Father?” a tiny voice questioned
“Yes”
“I have a
confession”
“My
child, it’s best you come in tomorrow then”
“No I
cant”
“Who is
this?”
Howie could
slightly recognize the voice.
“Um, um”
Meghan stuttered “It’s Minnie” she blurted out
“Well
Minnie, please cant this wait?”
“No,
cause I cant sleep and I cant risk you seeing me”
“Why?”
“Because”
Meghan paused for a moment – what if he had caller id?
“Because, because, because I really LIKE you”
“That’s
nice to know –“
“You don’t
get it, I LIKE you”
Howie shrugged
his shoulders, why was that a bad thing?
“What I'm
saying is I think you’re hot, juicy and I’d like to rip
all your clothes off and lick you EVERYWHERE!” Meghan
announced
Howies mouth
gapped – THAT’S what was wrong with it?
“Now
before you say anything, there’s more. See I promised
my heart to you, but I saw this guy who was built like a Greek
God, and then I just wanted to get giggy with that
fiiiiiiiinnnneeeeee piece of meat, so then I fell all guilty
cause of you and all, not to mention my Greek god has a
girlfriend, and so my sin just keeps on getting worse, what
should I do?”
“Ah, um,
ah” Howie stumbled
“You’re
right I should do the right thing and ignore my lusting after
this Greek god, thank you father Howie” Meghan cheerfully
announced before hanging up the phone.
Howies mind
was ramped with thoughts – who was this girl? Who was the
Greek god? And what did she mean by EVERYWHERE?
~ CARTER/GATES
MANSION ~
“Don’t
you, like, just love, like, the sound the clock, like, makes?”
BJ sighed watching the red hand of the clock tick around the face
“Whatever”
Cindy mumbled as she flicked through the 100 channels they had
“NICK”
BJ screamed
“What?”
Nick said rushing into the lounge
“Can I
like, um, like, kinda, um, like go, like, to like, a photo, like,
shoot, like, with you?” she inquired battering her long
darkened eyelashes
“Huh?”
Nick replied dumbly
“Like,
can I like, go, like, with you, like, to, like, the photo, like,
place, like tomorrow?” BJ repeated
“Huh?”
Cindy sighed
loudly.
“She
wants to go with you tomorrow to the photo shoot” she huffed
“Oh,
okay, yeah sure sis” Nick replied smiling
“Like,
that’s like what I like said”
~ LITTRELL
HOUSE – KENTUCKY ~
“I got
the tickets to the circus” Brian announced as he sat down at
the large wooden table
“And Mom
said she’d love to look after Eli and Kaleb” he added
as Felicity tugged at his leg
“That’s
nice” Taymar called from the kitchen
“So it’s
tomorrow night”
“Uhuh”
“DADDY
THOMAS IS TRYING TO CUT MY HAIR” Briar screamed running down
the hall
“NO I
WASN’T” Thomas screamed back
“You
were, you were, you said you need them to cast a spell on me”
Briar whimpered
“No I
didn’t” Thomas scowled
“Thomas,
don’t harass your sister, leave her alone” Brian
instructed
“But I, I
wasn’t doing anything”
“Then why
do you have scissors in your hand?” Taymar sighed walking up
behind him, taking the scissors from behind his back
“Um, she
put them there”
“Thomas!”
“Um, um,
um, They’re Felicity’s”
“Thomas,
go to your room, you know better than to lie like that”
Thomas dropped
his bottom lipped and moped down the hall, slamming his door
after him.
~ AT THE
CIRCUS – SOMEWHERE ~
“Clowns
suck” a bulky little kid announced kicking AJ in the shin
“OW! Why
you little brat” AJ hissed, but noticing the size of the
boys father he decided not to do anything
Mandy walked
past him, her short blond hair twisted back all over her head.
He sighed contentedly just watching her legs sway as she walked,
he decided he needed to speak to her. He handed a little
girl the 10 balloons he was holding and raced after Mandy.
“Stoney
baby” Mandy shrieked running to embrace the huge bulky guy
standing in front of her
AJ stopped
dead in his tracks as Mandy planted a truckload of kisses on the
beefcake.
Mandy looked
behind her to see AJ standing there – mouth on floor.
“Oh AJ
this is my husband, Stone Cold Steve Austin” she smiled
“Duh, Hi”
the muscles smiled
“Hi”
AJ squeaked overcome by the sheer size of him
“Stoney
was a wrestler, but he’s now he’s a traveling cake
decorator” Mandy smiled her two arms embracing his bicep
“I like
cakes” he shrugged
~ THE NEXT DAY
(SATURDAY) KENTUCKY – LITTRELL HOUSE ~
Brian rolled
over to look at the clock, the red light flashed out the numbers
5:02am. He rolled back over his hand draped over Taymar,
who was still fast asleep. He sat up slightly and began to
kiss her temple, his hands running under the blanket down the
side of her body. She stirred a little then rolled onto her
back and looked up at him.
“Something
wrong?” She mumbled rubbing her eyes
“No, I
just thought we could, you know” he winked
“Know
what?’ she yawned
“You know”
Taymar sat up
and looked across at the clock.
“Now?”
she inquired
“Well the
kids are still asleep, and we haven’t done it for a while,
so I thought we could”
Taymar rubbed
her eyes and sat up properly.
“You’re
kidding right? It’s 5.00 in the morning the last thing I
want to do is the sheet mumbo Brian”
“But”
“But
what? I'm tired”
“But,
but, but” he whimpered “We haven’t for AGES”
“Brian”
Taymar moaned flopping her head onto the pillow
“Please
Tay?”
“No, now
let me sleep”
Brian flopped
back down on the bed.
~ THE WHITE
HOUSE – WASHINGTON DC ~
“Hello! I
wanted my orange sliced, not bloody massacred, and this ice tea
tastes like crap!” Kayteline huffed slamming her hand
down onto the table.
“Something
wrong love?” Jeff inquired looking up from the paper
“What do
you think? Would I be yelling if there wasn’t something
wrong? How did you ever get to be president, you’re as thick
as that crap your mother calls soup”
“Now
darlin’ please” Jeff pleaded in a sing-songy voice
“Don’t
start singing, god anything but that”
Kayteline
stood up and pranced out of the room slamming the door behind
her. She’d only married Jeff for the money involved,
he knew that – hell he offered it to her. She Jeff was
actually gay, but the USA he assumed would pretty much draw the
line at a gay president, so that’s where ex-hooker Kayteline
came into it.
“Kay”
Jeff wined following her out the door
“Yes?”
she spat turning around
“Why don’t
you take a holiday somewhere? Get away for a while” Jeff
suggested
“So you
and Chad can have a romp?” she snickered
Jeff pouted
annoyingly.
“I think
you should”
“Fine
whatever, I’ll go to” she thought for a moment “Kentucky,
and I want to go in an hour” she announced spinning her
heels on the floor and marching off.
~ FLORIDA
– CARTER/GATES MANSION ~
“Like wow”
BJ quipped as they walked through the glass doors of the studio
Cindy shook
her head in disbelief, how could one person be so irritatingly
dumb.
Meghan stood
waiting anxiously for Nick to arrive. The regular
photographer was still sick so she’d filled in for the
second day. Her eyes lit up as he strolled in, followed by
some blond, and then – Meghan’s mood dropped, he’d
bought Cindy with him.
“I get
you again?” Nick purred stopping in front of Meghan
“Uhuh,
yeah” Meghan replied shyly
“Nickolas,
like, introduce me” BJ whimpered
“Meg,
this is my sister BJ”
Meghan
extended her hand, for BJ to shake.
“BJ
stands for Belinda Jane” she smiled proudly
Cindy tapped
BJ on the shoulder.
“It
stands for Bobby Jean” she sighed
BJ thought for
a moment.
“Oh yeah”
she laughed nodding her head
“So
anyway, Mee-gaa-haan I think I look pretty hot today, don’t
you think? Me and Cindy had sex last night”
“NICK!”
Cindy screamed slapping his head
BJ giggled
quietly in the corner.
“What?”
Nick said dumbly “It’s a known fact I look good after
having sex”
“NICK!”
Cindy repeated, again slapping his head
“”OW!
Women, you’re ruining all that hard work last night”
“For god
sakes Nick you don’t go around telling people about you’re
sex life”
“I wasn’t
if I was to go around telling about our sex lives then I’d
be saying about how you do that cute little giggle thing when I
“
“NICK!”
“Oh
right, yeah, I'm not meant to say anything”
Cindy sighed
loudly.
~ ORLANDO (NO
LONGER JESUS) CHURCH ~
Howie tapped
his fingers impatiently along his polished wooden table. His
mind was a flurry of thoughts.
“Father?”
Robin said knocking lightly on the door
“Ah yes,
come in” he blurted looking up astonished
“Just
thought I’d tell you, I'm starting on the painting today,
and hopefully I’ll be done by the end of the day” Robin
announced proudly
“”Oh,
okay” Howie replied sadly
“Yeah,
okay, well I'm just going to – go”
With that
Robin closed the door, and strolled back to her painting.
~ ‘OI
FRULINE BAR – GERMANY ~
“What do
you mean you don’t have Doctor Pepper?” Jessandra
shrieked
The bar tender
looked blankly at her and shrugged his beefy shoulders.
“Stupid
country” Jessandra sighed walking out of the door
She really
needed a drink, she’d left America 2 years ago, and now she
missed it more than ever. She replaced her woolly gloves
and set off down the snow-covered streets. She was so out
of here, she was going home, no matter what response she’d
get.