THIS IS
INTENDED TO BE FUNNY – I DON’T MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE
K?!
Okay it’s
the year 2002, the Backstreet Boys never existed, Nsync are a
barber quartette without Justin, who hosts a talk show simply
called “Justin”. The whole “Boy Band”
Craze never really hit, and America is run by - once boy band
member - Jeff Timmons.
Brian Littrell
is 26 years old with a wife, Taymar, and 5 kids, Briar, Thomas,
Felicity and the two twins Eli and Kaleb. They live only a
few blocks down from his parents and have a modest 2 story, 6
bedroom house with a white picket fence and a walk-in closet.
Brian is a PE teacher at the local school.
Kevin
Richardson is a big time music producer, who’s lethal and
known for it. His secretary – Rachel, who also happens
to be his part time lover, is the wife of one of his biggest
selling clients – Jackson John. He lives in a
penthouse in New York City, and has a city full of ex-lovers.
AJ McLean sees
his name in lights every time the circus goes on tour. He’s
the main attraction, working as both a ventriloquist and a clown
when his perpetually drunk partner – Bob – is far to
drunk to play clown. He dreams of one day being on a movie
with Fred – his dummy, and telling Mandy, the trapeze
artist, that he loves her.
Nick Carter is
a Calvin Klein model, who’s face is plastered across
billboards and bus shelters. He lives on the coast of
Florida in a flashy 3 story house with his current girlfriend
Cindy, who is Bill Gates daughter, and therefore one of the
richest girls in the USA.
Howie Dorough
or “father” as he’s now called, serves in the
Orlando Jesus Church, and is sworn to a life of celibacy, though
he does have a secret longing for Robin, a artist who was hired
to paint the murals covering the walls and roof of the posh
church. Little does Howie know that Robin’s sister
Meghan is deeply in love with him.
Now, they don’t
know each other – aside from Brian and Kevin (duh). They
each live their own lives oblivious to anyone else – until
– well you’ll have to read and find out!