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Adrian: I have a dilemma
big problems..my girlfriend keeps asking me to..well you know, but i can't do
it.  she has begged me a few times and i keep telling her no.... it's making me
uncomfortable.... i'm in love with her so i don't want to break it off....but if
she keeps pressuring me i think i might. what do you suggest i do?
signed: please

SHE WANTS YOU TO BREAK IT OFF?!? as in break your.... dump her man..that's just wrong.
dear adrian
i just bought an acoustic guitar and I GOT RIPPED OFF!! THERES A GIANT
HOLE IN IT!! and when i tell people they dont wanna help me they jusat look at me all
funny and walk away.  when i tell the guyes at the music store they laugh and
throuw me out.  no guitar place will fix it either, so what should i do? WHAT
SHOULD I DO?
jeez what assholes. well your problem is quite simple. all you have to do is reroute the neck of the guitar first to make sure its counter balanced with the width of the bridge. measure the head nut and use those measurements to mark the diameter of the sound hole. once you are done with that remove the tuning pegs and place them in the sound hole. You should then proceed
to unwind the strings making sure the tension is balanced by drilling a hole in the headstock. Boil some eggs for 30 mins. approx. depending on the temperature of the oven then use some school glue and glue the eggshells around the body. And there we have it, a colorful mantlepiece excellent for the fall season....oh..whoops..i see you wanted me to help fix it..and now you've probably ruined it. oh well sucks for you.
hi if ur real good at this then help me with this
1...popcorn tastes bad without butter but butter tastes bad without popcorn. yet
they taste fabulous together..explain?
ok, lets break it down. popcorn comes from corn. butter comes from milk or something which
comes from cows. cows come from eggs. eggs come from chickens. chickens have feathers. feathers come from birds. birds eat worms to survive. therefore......eeew butter comes from worms..gross. haha you ate worms.
Do you think the pope is watching me? I can't help but feeling like theres some
supreme reverence around me....

Please help.
Sarah
no, I don't think the pope is watching you unless there is the small chance that
the pope is actually the head of a secret orginizaton whose goal is to strategically time everyone in the world to expell gas at the same time creating a smelly cloud of death which will engulf the entire earth by using his army of genetically mutated synthetic clones of pauly shore
who give people exlax. Now is the time you start questioning my sanity.
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