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I really need your help, I don't know what to do. There is this girl I really like and want to ask her out but she is going out with someone else-someone that she never sees and doesn't even like. This guy is so annoying and is only going out with her because he keeps buying her stuff. I can't stop thinking about her (and zebras with boobs). What should I do? |
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woah too much information my friend. If zebras are your thing I don't wanna know about it. (i recomend the movie Zebras Gone Wild part 9, they catch zebras doing naughty stuff in their natural habitat, a college dorm room) |
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Anyways this is what you gotta do, girls like sensitive guys right? I've developed a special type of glasses that makes you cry using freshly cut onion technology. You gotta wear these and just cry when you talk to her. I have to warn you that these glasses are just prototype. I can lend you them but there is a chance you may never see again. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Dear Adrian, I had sex with a monkey and now Im dying from AIDS. Will you be my friend? -The girl whos going to have a monkey/human baby and loves cake, and is dying from AIDs. |
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I don't know you so I wouldn't be your friend and the fact that you had sex with a monkey and are now dying from AIDS doesn't help either. |
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Dear Adrian, When I think about you I touch myself.. Is this normal, or should I talk to my parents about this. Oh yeah I like butterscotch pudding rubbed all over me =D |
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well that depends. If you are a 300lb. middle aged man with a combover eating a tub of expired icecream while chatting with girls online saying you are a 18 year old male from Tenesee then yes, that's normal. |
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Dear Adrian, I strive to be as cool as you but I'm just missing something. Is it my lack of AOL CD's? I need to know. Signed, "obsessive" aka Jenn V. ;) |
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it's not the clothes that make the man, even if the clothes are made of AOL cds. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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