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I really need your help, I don't know what to do.  There is this girl I really
like and want to ask her out but she is going out with someone else-someone that
she never sees and doesn't even like.  This guy is so annoying and is only going
out with her because he keeps buying her stuff.  I can't stop thinking about her
(and zebras with boobs).  What should I do?
woah too much information my friend. If zebras are your thing I don't wanna know about it.
(i recomend the movie Zebras Gone Wild part 9, they catch zebras doing naughty stuff in their natural habitat, a college dorm room)
Anyways this is what you gotta do, girls like sensitive guys right? I've developed a special type of glasses that makes you cry using freshly cut onion technology. You gotta wear these and just cry when you talk to her. I have to warn you that these glasses are just prototype. I can lend you them but there is a chance you may never see again.
Dear Adrian,
I had sex with a monkey and now Im dying from AIDS.
Will you be my friend?

-The girl whos going to have a monkey/human baby and loves cake, and is dying
from AIDs.
I don't know you so I wouldn't be your friend and the fact that you had sex with a monkey and are now
dying from AIDS doesn't help either.
Dear Adrian,
When I think about you I touch myself..
Is this normal, or should I talk to my parents about this.
Oh yeah I like butterscotch pudding rubbed all over me =D
well that depends. If you are a 300lb. middle aged man with a combover eating a tub of
expired icecream while chatting with girls online saying you are a 18 year old male from
Tenesee then yes, that's normal.
Dear Adrian,
I strive to be as cool as you but I'm just missing something. Is it my lack of
AOL CD's? I need to know.

Signed, "obsessive" aka Jenn V. ;)
it's not the clothes that make the man, even if the clothes are made of AOL cds.
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