No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, nontaxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;



It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.



Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorate your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!



Your circulation it corrects,
Without unpleasant side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend, ... the hug!



And, of course, fully returnable!


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