Crilly refused to play after a robbery of his mobile phone and ??€100 went missing...
Crilly went to get money out to pay the referee and We got a snap of crilly looking shocked at his hand after pulling it out of his pocket revealing nothing.... He was not amused at all and demanded for the culprit to reveal himself.. what was even stranger was that Kev or Gummi or the boys were not present at the game...
Crilly flew into a rage and declared he would not play with thiefs and put himself on the bench. Gaz tried to talk him out of it but there was no talking to Crilly..
This was another set back to the muja after Crilly returned from a life threatening injury in which he described simply as "his legs did not work anymore up front"
Gaz says he will discover the culprit in the next week or so but in the meantime Cian Carroll was seen buying a pair of boxers worth ?€80 and a pair of socks worth €20 in town the next day....
But come the night of the awards Harps seemingly fell off the wagon and at the end of the night swapped his award for a bounty easter egg as shown above...To person he swapped the award with was none other than Rogie who went on to say he won player of the year for two years in a row...
But what made Harps quit? His recent battles with the drink have not been helped by the arrival of €2 a drink everywhere aswell as hardcore drinkers cooney rogie and chalk helping him indulge into mad drink sessions..
the last straw came when new captain Cooney who despite the excessive drinking has had some blinding performances started to critisize Harps for his lacklustre performances..
The pressure from Cooney contiunued and finally harps snapped followed Wednesdays night match when he played left back and got booked for a needless challenge amongst what cooney called the "worst display ive ever seen from a man in a Ard Easmuinn shirt and ive even seen Gaz play in one"......
Hanratty was furious that Cooney gave out shit to him after the match and finally snapped, announcing he has had enough of the team and that if Cooney was allowed to wear the armband he would quit......
neither man stepped down until Hooker intervened and took Cooneys side laughing at Hanratty which eventually made Harps leave... There on Thursday night the team paid special tribute to harps as he gave an emotional farewell speech annoucing that he wouldnt miss football that much as hes away to work in the leather factory again making leather pants.........
This story has been breaking lately due to a tip off from a source in the argus.
Ard Easmuinn manager Jerusalem (gaz) has been involved in tapping up Hill Celtics number 2 Kevin Lynch with negociations happening since wednesday night after the Faughart game. Kevin is decribed by some football insiders as the real deal and the man who is running the show at Hill Celtic...
Gaz believes that Kevins close working relationship with Dugga will help bring him to the Ard Easmuinn camp as Gaz sees this as a giant step towards winning the cup.
But why would Kevin leave the Hill celtic camp one may ask? Kevin is privately voiced his outrage to Dugga about his Lynchie Riise status been forgotten about. Last year Kevin put in some explosive perfomances at full back earning the nickname Lynchie Riise but this year was pissed off when Andy told him his services as a player were no longer required...Kevin in anger then chucked pints at milk at Andys house the following morning but that dispute was settled when Andy told him he could become assistant manager..
Kevin is known by summer league manager sas one of the most genius and magical tactical managers around, with fellow managers thinking he was a magican. Kevin is known as the real genius behind the hill tactics, the line ups and substitions at Hill and due to his wizardy with football decisions he has earned the name of Harry Potter. Kevin with his innovative decisions told Andy all these ideas on the sideline and has won Hill Celtic many games. But andy has been taking credit for every decisions and idea, when lynchie makes an inspirational substitiuon that wins the game andy takes credit for it in the dressing room afterwards while telling Kevin to go get the water.
According to sources Lynchie has had enough and is willing to come to Ard Eamsuinn to express his wizardy genius..The decision of Kevin is probably to be announced sometime next week but we can reveal that is near definite that it is too late for andy to stop him leaving.....................
Chalk says he found scoring form for Ard Easmuinn due to magical inspiration by Gaz one night in Vicars.Chalk realised he was on a slippery slope with €2 a drink in vicars and his life was spiralling outta control. Every week you would see him stumbling down the street hammered drunk while Billy, Potzy and even Sicknote (cuma) would be fine. But one night in Vicars chalk says he had an epifany due to Gaz..
Chalk: I wa sin vicars one night and all the lads were there but drinking in moderation, even Rogie until he had that quadruple but anyways i was knocking them back one after another. Then i saw Gaz walking around, and one thing about Gaz which is refreshing is that you do not see him ever in Vicars with an alcoholic drink, which is setting a good example for the players..
He came over to me and saw the state i was in and immediately got me loads of water and sobered me up...Later that night outside Abra, he came over to me, and pulle dout of his jacket the Bible and started to read me a couple of passages. It changed my life i tell ya, next thing i know sunday morning i get a phone call from Gaz saying there was some money well over in the club funds and with it he was sending me to Lourdes in France.. It was amazing. I went thurday morning after the seatown game and came back two weeks later with a whole new lifestyle. I feel like a whole new man these days and do not wanna go back to my old life, i dont wanna fall off thw wagon like Hanratty or something. Im now proud of who i am, i really like like a new piece of chalk ready to go. My visit to lourdes saved my life, just look at the first game i played afterwards, the clancy cup final where i scored a hat trick. Before th egame i blessed myself said a prayer for my teamamtes and me and it was as though God took control of my feet now every time i play.. Even in Vicars I drink a little bit like 2 drinks but not in excess, its great and i hope this life continues.. Id like to thank someone for this, and that person is Jesus oh and to all the lads for getting me through this. God Bless them...
That night in the hospital Dave was aided by several Ard Easmuinn players in his time of need..
Beever played him in a game of iss and beat dave 5-0 which sent Dave even more down in the dumps to the point of tears....
Cain Carroll tried his best to cheer him up by arriving with porn that at least brought a smile or two to Daves face until Cian produced some stuff that should never be seen . He had to be removed at Daves request along with his filth...
Harps the scummer tried to get Dave to sign a Quay celtic formt hat night and claims the only reason our dave didnt is because he couldnt write... Hanratty is desperate to get Dave to accompany him to the chickens....
Cooney was also there, helping dave as cooney himself has a history of smashed cars and was trying to make sure Dave had his story "right" for the insurance man ..Cooney still anxiously looks in the argos every week hoping nothing will be said about his.....
Brother Owen provided the most enlighting encouragement to Dave as he arrived with his bible and decided to spend a few hours reading passages of it to Dave but after 20 minutes Dave got fed up of Brother Owen and threw him out...
Gaz the bollox arrived and told Dave he better be fit for next weeks match or else he would find himself dropped from the squad when he did eventually arrive back in training......
But it was left to Dugga and Chips to cheer the man up himself as dey arrived and got Dave out of hospital in a wheelcar despite his injuries and burns he sustained.
Dugga claims he was "just there to help a mate out" but Chips and being Chips having a prior history of it, decided to take dave TO WHISPERS!!!!
Yes whilst he should have been recovering in hospital, Dave was enjoying ht eluxury of lapdances paid for by Chips and Dugga.........
We will bring you more on Daves condition over the next week and will he be fit in time for the cruncher against the deemer??????????