| THE SEVEN DAYS THAT SHOOK ARD EASMUINN |
| Here it all is.....The 7 days that means Ard Easmuinn may never be the same. Monday 23rd June: Due to unknown circumstances, at approx. 12:09pm, it was announced that Stephen Duffy and Gary McLaughlin had to sell their controlling shares of the club. The buyer of these shares would get the Chairmans position with absolute power to do what he liked. There was much speculation over who the buyers were. People said Glenmuir, many said Quay might have an interest along with BSKYB, Jp mcManus to everyone was mentioned Chips, Dugga dad, and even Bill Gates but the club were in for a bigger shock when the owner was none other than.................PETER RIDSDALE... Tuesday 24th June: 24 hours away from their first match of the season and new chairman Ridsdale drops a bombshell. he announces the club is in debt and its all dues to Duffy and mainly McLaughlins ridiculas spending of clubs funds which was not to be disputed,..Duffy is often seen with the latest MUFC gear while McLaughlin is often seen with bottles of fine wine in his hand.......... Risdale announced that he and he only had the solution to solve the debt and was applauded by the local and international press.... Wednesday 25th June: Match day and at 12:00Pm Risdale announces a press conference...... He states that a bid from the Los Angelus Panters has been made for the services of Conor McKeever and David Nolan to play for a month in America in the highly anticipated Galaxy Cup.....Risdale announces that LA Panters are willing to pay highly for their services and states that the players will be released after the Glenmuir Game...... McLaughlin is furious but gets on with the job. The beever/nolan incident must have affected him and chips mind as the muja lose against faughart in a game ruined by the pure shit refereeing of Paul Malone.... Aefc field a team with no strike force at all and suffer as a result........They seemingly learn a hard lesson..... Thursday 26th: The news that more players will be released in early July cause uproar among the fans.....David Curran who is currently in spain requests an immediate flight home so he can get his hands on Ridsdale.......... |
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| Friday 27th th June: Risdale causes further uproar among the ARD EASMUINN faithful by shockingly annoucing that 2 more players who will be released in mid july are ARD EASMUINN legeneds Stephen Duffy and John Rogers to an unknown club in Spain,..Reports suggest Duffy may be on for a move to Real Madrid although he demands he has his No.7 jersey which will cause friction with Raul.....Rogers may be lined up for a move to Valencia as a strangely similar replacement for lookalike Canizares in Valencia..... This completes ripping the heart and soul of Ard Easmuinn out of the team by releasing Beever, Nolan, Dugga nad Rogie.... Saturday 28th: Gaz is seen panicking over his job as Ridsdale has already got rid of nolan and Beever and dugga and rogie on their way.....Gaz also nervous bout impending court case verdict over his zimmer frame assault.....see old site news.... Sunday 29th June: Ard Easmuinn play a cracker of game and defeat Glenmuir 1-0 with a goal by David Nolan.. Ryan Conroy gets sent off and is thought to have been asked by Ridsdale before the match for a shocking pay cut which may have triggered his sending off..... Shock hits the Ard Easmuinn camp as they get back to reality as Nolan and beever jet off to LA..... Reports suggest the boys looked lost in the airport as they were shocking with the story of their departure...... |
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| HEART... |
| ....AND SOUL GONE....for a month |
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| Former Rangers misfits has joined the rest of the world this week by issuing a come and get me plea...to ARD EASMUINN... The former rangers striker and "mate" of beever is often seen doling around town and has pointed out many times he would love to team up with Derek Crilly up front....though it must be said that Crilly has said he would prefer not to partner Simon anywhere, nevermind up front on Ard Easmuinn..... Simon has issued a plea that he has not signed a new contract for Rangers and may contemplate retirement if Ard Easmuinn do not sign him up soon..... AEFC then wishes Simon a happy retirement................ |
| ROGIE SIGNS FOR MANCHESTER UNITED |
| Less than a week after the sudden departure of Nolan and Beever to Ard Easmuinn La or some shite like that, Ridsdale has done it again by selling M/Mor hero from last Wednesday to Rogie to Manchester United of all teams....... Monday morning the club was announced and Gaz was awoken to be told the news that him and rogie would by heading to manchester on the boat to seal the deal..... A United spokesman had this to say "Currently at the moment we don't care about Ard Easmuinn, the manager, the fans or the players. What we care about is getting our player and we have done that. Every man has got his price as beckham found out and so did McLaughlin for Rogers. We are very pleased to have acquired a young lad with bags of potential to be a united hero..." But the strangest thing of all about this transfer is that Rogers has not been signed as a possible replacement for barthez between the posts but as a LEFT WINGER. yes somehow Alex Ferguson has got hold of the tapes of Rogie playing LEFT WING against the grammer where he scored twice and against PEARSE PARK PIRATES where he scored a beautiful chip from his own box. Fergie had this to say "with Giggsy getting on abit in age, we needed a suitable replacement for him and we needed a player that suits manchester united. Poor John has been drasticallt played out of position his whole life except for the two games i have seen him in and hes a natural left winger..I have no doubt he has what it takes to be a united hero" Although furious that united had signed Rogie, gaz made the journey to manchester himself and then was even more pissed off that ridsdale has sold him for a new goldfish tank in his office........ Gaz thought at least he should have bargained for a few fish in the tank aswell.... |
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| AEFC CENTER BACK HARDMAN A ZOOIFILE?????????? |
| These shocking pictures were sent to us and we could not believe ours eyes of what we were seen... Ard Easmuinn's latest recruit this year, spice boy / hardman Colm Finnegan caught in the park literally grabbing the bull by the horns...... For these pictures and reasons, Gaz went on record by saying he was disgusted with finnegans playboy lifestyle off the pitch and that these photos have reached a new level of pure well filthyness... chips was another to comment that Finnegans reputation on the pitch could be ruined by such behavior and offered Finnegan some help by asking finnegan to move into Chips halfway house where he would try and calm finnegans crazy lifestyle down.. Finnegan was reported to have turned down the offer and turned up at the aefc offices sobbing that he indeed has a problem...... AEFC have no more further comment on this situation and as to whether he will play any more ofr the muja this season,,,,,,,,, |
| CRILLY AND GAZ FUED COMES TO A HEAD (LITERALLY) AFTER WEEKS OF ROWS |
| Here at Aefc.com we can exclusively reveal that for about 5 weeks now there has been a massive row in the Ard Easmuinn camp between Last seasons top scorer Derek Crilly and Manager Gaz... It all seemed to start when Gaz got sick of the CLUB vs. COUNTY row when Crilly opted to play for Louth rather than Ard Easmuinn. Gaz was furious with Crilly as his strike force at times was limited.. The next bit of news came from our papperazzi reporter when ARD EASMUINN were in intense fitness training at the CLIFF (behind oriel) Crilly told Gaz he was lying at home with a bag of ice on his leg, when later pictures of him were caught at Glenmuirs game vs. Mmor where he was enjoying a laugh with the Glenmuir managers and players.. Reports are coming in that glenmuir are planning a swoop for crilly and that crilly wants to go as glenmuir understand his needs... Gaz againw as furious as Crilly feigned an injury and missed out on the fitness training... |
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| The next bit of news we have is the icing on the cake when the fued between the pair erupted when Gaz demanded that crilly come in for some special training round ard easmuinn. Crilly was furious as he had a sponsorship deal with emerald sports to do and a advertisement for AETV to do. Gaz demanded he cancel them and get into his training for wednesdays game. Crilly was less impressed but turned up due to advice from his agent... What happened afterwards could tear the team apart... Crilly was getting sick and tired of gazs demanding practises and told gaz enough was enough. He took his boots off and went over to change.. Gaz told him to come back and do 5 more laps when crilly told him to fuck off... That was enough for gaz, and thinkin hes the new Fergie or something he kicked crilly's boot right at him. Crilly turned around only to be waffled right underneath the eye. Crilly was disgusted and grabbed his boots and went home, vowing never to play for Ard Easmuinn again.. Gaz was still going bananas and was worse so when Crillys agent rang earlier to say that crilly had requested a transfer and also was releasing pictures of the assault to the press. Gaz however has managed to stop one photo being shown of the actual boot hitting the eye but other photos have been released ie of CRILLYS massive shiner and his bloodshot eye which could be serious to his career......... Sunday 20th July, gaz is hit with lawsuit, again he's in court as its now Club vs. Player in another row with crilly..Gaz is being charged with disorderly conduct, assault, intent to con crilly out of advertisement deals, and the strangest one of all Doping? Crilly has also alleged that Gaz give him performance enhancers before games last season like the 5-3 win over Quay etc... We will have more news on this when we can. |
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| ARD EASMUINN CHIEF AND CENTRE BACK CAUGHT IN SEX SHOP SCANDAL |
| As our exclusive pictures show, this may be one of the reasons why Gaz may be aviosing the Taxman. Gaz could be infact using his club funds to use it to feed his dirty seedy habit of splashing out the cash in the local sex shop along with star studded centre back and recent found out zooifile Finnegan... AEFC.com found the two boys caught in the act when our paperazzi photographers caught em outside the shop, and they were not liking the attention especially Gaz who tired to cover the shocked look on his face...... It was something Gaz obviously did not need with the recent Tax evasion scandals.. Finnegan could be doing without the photos being taken either with the recent story out on him. AEFC.com went into the sex shop for journalistic purposes to find out what the players may be buying........ Finnegan was severly interested into under the counter stuff such as hardcore porn vids yup relating to zooifile videos and other stuff..... There was a name on the books as gaffer, who had a whip on order and said it was for TEAM PURPOSES.??? Now what AEFC.com want to know what is the real meaning behind the name of an AEFC player HOOKER????????????????? |
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| WILL THE HOOKER GET A RUN???????????????????? |
| With a 1 month contract handed to him last year The Hooker became Ard Easmuinns shock signing but repayed the gaffers and conroys faith with a crucial goal in the 9-1 win over Faughart....he Also played his part in the amazing win over Rangers where he wud have bagged a second goal only for the the post to deny him... With many fan requests coming in with pleas to for gaz to give the hooker a run, nobody knows what will happen next?????? |
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| !!!!!!!!!!!!!SHOCK STORY!!!!!!!!!!! DUGGA AND GAZ BUST UP WHICH LEAVES DUFFY's CAREER IN JEOPARDY |
| This story has broke in the last few minutes which makes Keans return to the international scene look like mickey mouse news.....reports say that Duffy and Gaz's has fell apart over the last few months with Gaz being pissed off at Duffy's acions off the pitch...Gaz is on a rasher mainly because of Duffy and his love for the bottle....This row is very serious with Gaz in court over the ownership of Ard Easmuinn and with him as manager will Duffy's position be in jeopardy....... Gaz described Duffy's status as that of a George Best. In a statement a slicked long haired scum look Gaz said.... "Well he does not have the skill of george Best, there are some resemblences, they both wore number 7 and both love the drink and both will end up destroying their football careers by it....... Gaz's apperance in court was low key and also had Ard Easmuinn defender and spice boy extremeist Cian Carroll involved...Cian was there as witness to the proceedings in where Gaz is claiming to get 100% ownership.... But where did this come out of all of a sudden......... Not long ago we had pics of Duffy with expensive champenge while leaving his father out in the cold. Then there was a leak to us by a fella who wanted to be known as simply CAPTAIN who told us that duffy was on 2 bottles of buckfast per day which is onyl good for ya if ur granny with a dodgy hip..... The last straw was when Duffy was awarded HILL CELTICS DRINKER OF THE YEAR AWARD ...that itself is a massive feat who he beat Addy houllier and Lynchie Riise,,,,, that was enough for gaz who then had a blazing row with duffy in where names were exchanged..Reports say Gaz called Dugga a "fookin drunk " where a response came from Dugga "fook off jerusalem" and after that Gaz sormed out crying claiming he had to go get his dinner...... We will have more of this when we know more...................... |
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| GAZ IN COURT OVER OWNERSHIP OF THE MUJA |
| DUFFY ACCEPTS HILL CELTICS DRINKER OF THE YEAR FROM LYNCHIE RIISE....LOOK AT THE FOOKIN SIZE OF THAT BOTTLE.. |
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| SLICKED BACK AND LONG HAIRED GAZ ISSUES ANGRY STATEMENT ABOUT DUFFYS ACTIONS |
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| hERE IN AN AEFC.COM EXCLUSIVE CIAN CARROLL GIVES US AN EXCLUSIVE ON THE ONGOINGS IN THE CLUB IN SHAMBLES ARD EASMUINN..... Q: SO CIAN CAN YOU TELL US EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON IN THE CAMP? A: LOOK DUDE, ITS A FOOKING DISGRACE MAN, TRAINING NUMBERS ARE DOWN WITH HUNS LIKE FINNEGAN NOT TURNING UP. HES A WASTE OF FLIPPIN PAPER MAN, AND THEN THERE IS ALL THIS INTERNET BUSINESS ON THE MESSAGE BAORD. I MEAN THE WHOLE TEAM KNOW SIT DUGGA MESSING ON HIS COMPUTER AS STARLIGHT, I MEAN ONLY HE WOULD BUILD HIMSELF UP LIKE THAT FOR FLIP SAKE. Q: GOING BACK TO TRAINING HOW IS IT? A: THAT BASTARD GAZ, I MEAN JERUSALEM IS WRECKING ME THE CUNT, ..YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE GOAL I SCORED ON ROGIE THE OTHER DAY.,.. SWEEET IT WAS, TOOK IT AROUND 3 PLAYERS MADE ROGIE COME OFF HIS LINE AND THEN CHIPPED IT OVER HIS HEAD.. THEN THERE WAS A RUCKUS IN TRAINING WHEN SOMEONE MADE A GAY COMMENT TO BEEVER AND IT ALL KICKED OFF UNTIL JERUSALEM FLASHED THE T SHIRT..... Q: ABOUT THE BEEVER THING.... A: HERE, I MAY HAVE TO QUIT THE CLUB BECAUSE OF THIS. AS I SAID BEFOR EMY IMAGE IS MY LIFE, I CANT BE SEEN WITH NO FRUITCAKE ESPECIALLY PLAY ALONGSIDE AND GET CHANGED IN THE SAME DRESSING ROOM. IF HES NOT , THEN WHERES HIS STATEMENT?WHERE IS IT, HE HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE I TELL YA.,..I MEAN I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND I CANT HAVE...... Q: CAN'T HAVE WHAT??? A: RIGHT THERE WAS ONE DAY WHEN WE WERE JOGGING AND HAD TO BE IN PAIRS, I WAS PAIRED WITH BEEVER AND WAS FINE WITH IT BEFORE THE ALLEGATIONS CAME OUT OBVIOUSLY...BUT THEN WHILE RUNNING I HAD TO RUN BEHING HIM AND PASS HIM OUT AND AS I DID, MY HAND HIT HIS BACKSIDE AND EVER SINCE THEN HES BEEN ASKING ME OUT FOR DRINKS ETC, I MEAN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.... Q: YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT OVER REACTING? A: DUDE, IM NOT GAY, RIGHT, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, GOT ME SOME SEX LAST NIGHT WITH HER I DID....... Q: EH OK........ HOW WAS TRAINING THE OTHER DAY? A: MAYHEM, DUGGA DIDNT TURN UP DUDE, THE BASTARD WENT TO PLAY FOR HILL CELTIC OR WRITE MORE STUFF ON HIS PC AS STARLIGHT, AS DID NOLAN..SCANDALOUS I TELL YA.....BUT YEAH I CHIPPED ROGIE SO I WAS HAPPY Q: HOW IS JERUSALEM TREATING YAS A: THE RUMOUR ABOUT HIS HAIR BEING CUT IS A LIE.HE STILL HAS THAT SHAGGY PIECE OF SHIT ON HIS NOGGING ALRIGHT, .. PLUS THERES A RUMOUR HE IS GOING TO MANAGE LIVERPOOL AFTER THE SUMMER, THANK FUCK I SAY...... |
| +++++++++++ARD EASMUINN IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES+++++++++ COACH CONROY OUT TWISTED DRUNK IN LANTERNS NIGHT BEFORE TRAINING GETTING HIMSELF DOUBLE DECKER MEAL... |
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| YES THE PICTURES ARE ABYSMAL, BUT THEY WERE CAPTURED OF THE LANTERNS VIDEOCAMERA.... JERUSALEM WENT BALLISTIC AT THE COACH THIS WEDNESDAY AT TRAINING AND DEMOTED HIM TO BALLBOY IN TRAINING AS JERUSALEM AGAIN TOOK THE REIGNS OF COACHING THE TEAM.... THIS DEMOTION FOR CONROY CAME AFTER A TUESDAY NIGHT ON THE TOWN WHERE HE HIT COURTNEYS, MOES, BEERKEEPER, ROCKWELLS, CORBETS AND THEN THE NEW WINEBAR, AND SPENT A TOTAL OF €160..... CONROY WAS TOTALLY HAMMERED AND HAD TO CALL UPON LOVELY LARRYS TAXI SERVICE (taxi service for serious drunks, ask dugga) TO BRING HIM HOME . JERUSALEM HAS HIS MANY SPIES AROUND TOWN AND WAS AWOKEN FROM HIS DREAM OF WINNING A CUP TO HEAR THAT CONROY WAS RAMBLING AROUND DRUNK. UPON THIS NEWS THE NEXT DAY DEMOTED CONROY STRAIGHT AWAY AND WAS ABOUT TO GIVE COACH ROLE TO DUGGA, UNTIL HE LEARNED HE FOOKED OFF TO HILL CELTIC GAME ...HE THEN WANYTED TO HAND IT TO BEEVER BUT THE LADS WERE NOT IMPRESSED WITH THE "team bonding" SESSIONS HE HAD PLANNED SO JERUSLAME TOOK THE SESSION HIMSELF, SOMETHING THAT USED TO HAPPEN IN THE OLD AEFC DAYS, WHERE THEY STILL WON FOOKING NOTHING.... |
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| WHICH ONE OF THESE BASTARDS IS STARLIGHT?????????? |
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| ARD EASMUINNS TWO BRAND NEW SIGNINGS, SHEELAN AND FISHER..... |
| IN A SHOCK MOVE SHEELAN HAS MOVED BACK TO ARD EASMUINN BECAUSE OF THE NEWLY FOUND LINK UP WITH BELLURGAN.. SHEELAN WAS THERE IN THE DOMINICS DAYS BUT THEN FOOKED OFF AFTER A ROW WITH DUGGA AS DUGGA REFUSED TO CALL SHEELAN BY HIS NICKNAME FOWLER.... AS FOR FISHGER, THE SHOCK SIGNING OF THE YEAR......WELL THIS ONE CAME ABOUT THROUGH THE LINK WITH COLASTE IDE WHEN BEEVER WENT TO PLAY PRISON TEAM IN ST. PATS, KNOWNAS CHAV F.C.. BEEVER WAS UP AGAINST THIS VERSATILE WINGER AND WAS EXTREMELY IMPRESSED WITH HIS SILKY SKILLS AND HE LOVES TO GET STUCK IN. EVEN BROKE A LEG OF ONE OF HIS TEAM MATES FOR PLAYING A BAD PASS TO HIM. JERUSALEM HAS RECRUITED HIM IN THE HOPE THAT HE WILL LIVEN UP THE TEAM AND BRING BIT OF HARDNESS TO THE TEAM...... HE HAS A GREAT SHOT (AT GOAL THAT IS) AND PROMISES TO SHOOT DOWN DEFENSES WITH HIS SKILLS./.. HE SAYS HE IS LOOKIN FORWARD TO PLAY THE DEEMER AND THE MOR IN THERE OWN BACKYARDS WHERE HE WILL HAVE HIS MATES DOWN TO WATCH HIM, THEM BEING KEV, GUMMY, DAMO, S.O.S. (SAWN OFF SHOTGUN) AND JEZ. APPARENTLY THESE BOYS ARE GOING TO BECOME REGULARS ON THE AEFC SIDELINE WITH THERE CANS OF WHITE LIGHTNING AND DRUIDS CIDER.... THE BOYS WERE DOWN LAST WEEK AND WE MANAGED TO GET A PHOTO OF THEM BEFORE THEY HIT LACEYS!!!!!!! |
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| BEEVER ENDS NASTY GAY RUMOURS ABOUT HIMSELF...AS HE IS SEEN READING FHMS 100 SEXIEST WOMEN...HOPEFULLY THIS WILL STOP THE NONSENSE BEING SPREAD AROUND BY THE LIKES OF CIAN AND STARLIGHT (DUGGA) |