I HEARD......................
	Yes as if Gaz thought he had enough problems, AEFC.com is now gonna post the rumours about every player from across the world whether it be rumours from the argus, the democrat, the sun, a text message from Rogie, or from our good source STEWIE? who always has a bit of gossip up his sleeve.............. Rogie and dugga have arrived home from their loan periods from the Santa Ponsa Spoilers and now Cuma and bowler are also set to return soon from the Mallorca Midgets... But upon coming back I HEARD that Chips was less than pleased with Rogie taking his place in goal and was even more upset when the AEFC legend and version of Diego Forlan (THE HOOKER)upstaged him on wednesday night against Faughart.....Chips reply to this was his usual , he went on a drinking binge and was last seen dancing in the fountain at the square with a curry chip butty in his hand. Gerry Kelly took half the team the wrong way out to faughart. It was later revealed that Gaz is trying to get Gerry to offer Mickey o Kane a lift to the muirheavana mor match in the hope of Gerry driving him the wrong way...... Jonny Lynch and Joyser return from the Milk cup disappointed not only with the results but the coverage of Steven Fisher on the trip overshadowed the team especially when he got injured. The joy and Lynchpin were said to be glad that gaz got rid as no one man is bigger than the club. In place of Fisher snowy has currently gained the crown of spice boy though rogie may have the final say on that, Snow has now elevated his tatoo range up to 4 and is contemplating gettin Chris Mullen 10 in latin letters on his back.. Beever has promised if he does he will slice the number ten of his arm with the knife he bought in america...... I heard that McAnallen was dropped from the No Nonsense ads, not because he changed his style of footie but because he is always caught with a different drink. Within 2 hours in a pub McDeclan was caught with jack Daniels, Harp, Budweiser, Guniess, Southern comfort, bulmers among others.. He just cant make his mind up..... Speaking of Tatoos, if ya ever see Storey with his top of before a game rumours are going round that he has THUG LIFE in giant letters across his belly ala 2pac.... Also I HEARD bowler, AEFC's most chased player, not by other clubs but by the cops and scummers is said to have fled to santa ponsa for 2 weeks to get his hand son the owner of FAMA who was badmouthing him.. Bowler heard the owner was headin to dundalk so bowler did the smart thing and fled to santa ponsa where fama is......smart move bowler.... Reports indicate that new awards at the AEFC night out will be introduced such as Fan of the year with leading candidates smiler and Mr.Crilly, and Mr.Rogers......other awards will be Scummer of the year  (so far crilly, dugga, rogie).... AEFC legend Hooker is said be blown away by his new found fame at ARD EASMUINN.. Hooker said he cant walk up the town without gettin mobbed by loyal fans...What Hooker is enjoying though is the free drink he is getting around town...... Controversay hit the AEFC dressing room when Hanratty was "accidently" locked in the dressing rooms one night... well the news is Harps was drinking in the container and let cooney and the rest of them lock him in..next morning hanratty was found inside asleep under the nets...