I hate the new age guys
I’m a chauvinist, I live on beer and pies
Tried to tell you, but you look at me
Like I’m an angel underneath
I haven’t brushed my teeth
Yesterday I lied
But all me mates gave me a real good alibi
I really went out drink’n
I told you I was at work
Don’t ask me for commitment
Cos its something I’ll shirk
I’m a bloke
I’m a rocker
And I really love your knockers
I’m a laborer by day
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy
on TV
Just grab me my VB
Just pour my drinks and get my smokes
And go away
Or take me as I am
This may mean you’ll have to fetch another can
Rest assured if I start to make you breakfast
I’m going to extreme
But tomorrow I’ll get shitfaced
And today won’t mean a thing
I’m a bloke, I’m a yobbo
And me best mate’s name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearer’s singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldn’t want me any other way
[Bridge]
When you think you got me figured out
The season’s already changing From footy to cricket I think its cool
When I act like a tool
And me mates try to shave me
I’m a bloke
I’m a rocker
And I really love your knockers
I’m a laborer by day
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy
on TV
Just grab me my VB
Just pour my drinks and get my smokes
And go away
I’m a bloke, I’m a yobbo
And me best mate’s name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarette
I dress in flannelette
Shearer’s singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos
You know you wouldn’t want me any other way