No caption can do this justice.  Just look at it.

RIVERDANCE!!!!!

*singing* Here is my handle, here is my spout...

*singing* OHHHHHHHHH-klahoma... where the wind comes sweeping down the plain...

AWWW! They're holding hands!  HOW SWEET!

Kurt:  Ow, fucker!  That hurt!.

Stephanie's getting expensive!  A four-dollar ho!

Go ahead, Matt.  Pull the triggers.  I dare you.

Raven: I told you, bitch!  I am THE master of Supermarket Sweep!

Steph:  See, Dad. It just takes my hair and mashes it together and it makes this "Shhhhh" noise, and then it comes out looking like this!

Hunter: Maybe if I ignore her, she'll go away...

The single greatest moment in PPV history.