1. Thou shalt have no other type of fan fic before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of thy lube in vain.
3. Thou shalt not leave big cliffs.
4. "Honor" thy partner--and his brother!
5. Thou shalt not kill the mood.
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery--unless it's a threesome, then it's okay!
7. Thou shalt not steal other people's fic ideas.
8. Thou shalt not forget to bear disclaimer in thy fic.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife--unless you're Kurt Angle, and then it's okay, as long as thou screwth Hunter instead.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's muse.