...Stone Cold fought a match and didn't flip someone off?

...The Rock raided Mick Foley's closet and came to the ring in sweatpants and a t-shirt?

...he didn't look half bad?

...Be-noit got his tooth back?

...Shane didn't run like a girl?

...Too Cool could actually dance?

...Rikishi got a job modeling Calvin Klein underwear?

...Kane sang karaoke?

...he was good, got a record deal, and won a Grammy?

...someone attacked The Rock in the middle of the night and shaved the People's Eyebrow?

...no one noticed?

...Chris Jericho "never...eeeeeevvver" said that again?

...the Hardys raided the WWFSML and acted out the stories?

...they took pictures?

...the Spanish announcers lost it one day and powerbombed Paul Heyman and JR through their announce table?

...people cheered for it?

...Chyna came out with her bazooka and shot a fan?

...Crash got taller?

...no one noticed that either?

...Shane grew some balls and told Vince to shut the hell up and let him run the company?

...the members of DX actually did "suck it?"

...Linda McMahon was the Women's Champion?

...she defended against Stephanie and kicked her ass?

...the Dudleyz did a commercial for Viagra and taught everyone how to "get wood?"

...Christian realized that he's the talent and dropped Edge's pretty ass on the corner?