The freedom to play your music loud.
The freedom to record a song called Psychokiller or I Shot The Sheriff, and buy it or not!
The freedom to get clean.
The freedom to make love in an elevator.
The freedom of peach.
The freedom to mow your lawn without a shirt on.
The freedom to mind your own business.
The freedom to wear whipped cream as clothing.
The freedom to imitate animals.
The freedom to use handcuffs for friendly purposes.
The freedom to enjoy cool and unusual punishment.
The freedom not to inhale.
The freedom to see the world from the side of a bus.
The freedom to choose what you choose to choose!
The freedom to surf any channel on the tube.
The freedom to wear an Eat The Rich t-shirt.
The freedom to use bodily fluids as art supplies.
The freedom to sign whatever you want.
The freedom to smell of common root vegetables.
The freedom of feet.
The freedom to pay cash.
The freedom to make mistakes.
The freedom to wear a rubber all day if necessary