| The many (alternate) uses of chopsticks: (A Nina, Mary, Inchul and Rameez original) Since 11-23-02 |
| 1. Conducting a symphony 2. Rolling pin for mini pizzas 3. Back scratcher 4. Drumsticks 5. People-Poker 6. Nose Picker? 7. Massager 8. Pointer 9. Far-Away-Button Pusher 10. Fashionable Hair Accessory 11. Toothpick 12. Drink stirrer 13. Trash picker-upper 14. Knitting 15. Balloon popper 16. Darts for giants 17. Pool stick (in a very tight corner) 18. Shiskabob 19. Alternative Paintbrush 20. Torch 21. Comb 22. Measuring Stick 23. Drawing in dirt/sand 24. Dueling 25. Starting a fire 26. Plant supporter 27. Weapon 28. Fingernail cleaner 29. Makeup applicator 30. Arms of a snowman 31. Infant baseball bat 32. Hair curlers 33. Walking stick for hobbits 34. Impaler 35. Invisible pen 36. Mask holder 37. Eye gouger 38. Tongue suppressor 39. Upchuck inducer 40. Fangs 41. Bookmark 42. Male/Female Pleasurer 43. Cockroach spearer 44. Plate Balancer 45. Pimple Popper 46. Lint Brush 47. Hole Puncher 48. Magic Wand 49. Pipe Cleaner 50. Clay Sculpter 51. Tickler 52. Masher 53. Palm Pilot Stylus 54. Seesaw for Barbies 55. Batons 56. Paper Boat Sinker 57. Lock picker 58. Butter spreader 59. Butter churner 60. Splint 61. Scab picker 62. Vampire killer 63. Horseshoe stake 64. Guitar pick 65. Letter opener 66. Limbo stick 67. Belly button lint cleaner 68. Tea Steeper 69. Parchment Roller 70. Spanker |
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| ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CHOPSTICK! |
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