CONAN: "Please welcome Ally Walker. Now first of all, I have a little bit of a beef with you."
ALLY: "Okay..."
CONAN: "Because, well, because I understand, as I was talking at the top of my show, our show is never gonna, you know, falter because it's over-promoted, right?"
ALLY: "You show's over-promoted?"
CONAN: "It's not over-promoted, we, we get whatever we can - -"
ALLY: "You need the code, the code."
CONAN: "Exactly, yeah that's right, but you are actually complaining that, I understand, that, because they are promoting you too much, is that right?"
ALLY: "They have to push the profiler, she's very intuitive, she can intuite these things, she picks up clues where other people may not see them and put the crime together in her head - -"
CONAN: "The profiler could like touch this desk and say 'I hear no laughter', you know. 'The interview's going nowhere'. Um, so you have this thing, uh, what was your line again?"
ALLY: " 'I just sort of picture it happening'. Anyway, it was supposed to be cut out of the show, I thought it was gonna be cut out. They kept me make take after take after take."
CONAN: "You weren't happy with the way it came out."
ALLY: "No! It was horrible, I was like, I look like I'm completely spaced out. The producers were going 'It's not gonna make it to the show, don't worry about it, it's not gonna be in there' and I'm 'okay, great' and I go home. I fly back to New York and about a month later the Olympics are on and like fifteeen thousand times a day, it's the promo 'I just picture it happening'. All through the Olympics, so it's - -"
CONAN: "Over and over - -"
ALLY: "Look at the no laughter really didn't mean - -"
CONAN: "No no no no no. That was for an interview next week, it's gonna go terribly. But um - -"
ALLY: "Thank you."
CONAN: "Fifteen thousand times a day, I think you're exaggerating a bit."
ALLY: "Well, it was a little bit of exaggeration, yes."
CONAN: "Alright, and they also, I got these."
ALLY: "Oh no."
CONAN: "You have trading cards, there are Profiler trading cards, okay? Andy and I can't get on a urinal, you know? You have, you have trading cards. This is amazing. People are really getting behind this show."
ALLY: "Yeah, I know."
CONAN: "That's a terrific thing."
ALLY: "Yeah, it's good. I'm sorry."
CONAN: "No no no, I'm happy for you and we're happy with our life. Now um..."
ALLY: "Yes, yes. You seem a little like... alright. Had a bad night?"
ANDY: "I mean trading card would be nice."
CONAN: "We're gonna get you a trading card, pal."
ALLY: "I'm gonna get you a trading card, I'm gonna go to The People That Be and The Powers That Be..."
CONAN: "I was curious about a previous job you had. You were, you worked for Clairol. What were you?"
ALLY: " The Nice and Easy Girl."
CONAN: "The nice and easy girl?"
ALLY: "Okay..."
CONAN: "No. I just thought that was your title, Nice and Easy Girl."
ALLY: "I was the Nice and Easy Girl."
CONAN: "That's the, that's the worst thing to have known about you."
ALLY: "I know! 'Our Nice and Easy Girl, Ally Walker'. I was like 'thank you'."
CONAN: "Just guys having a talk 'Yeah I heard about her. She's nice, and easy'. But that was like uh..."
ALLY: "It's a coloring thing. It's nice and easy, you rinse it in and get out of the shower and you've got this hair color and like then everybody like knew me as the Nice and Easy Girl forever. It's a joke after a joke after a joke. Pretty horrible, anyway."
CONAN: "No, it's not horrible. You had a nice job promoting a hair coloring treatment, - -"
ALLY: "I had a nice job, and then I became a psychic on the show and I've got trading cards, life's good."
CONAN: "And you were a model too, for a while?"
ALLY: "I was a bad model, yes I was a model - -"
CONAN: "There's no such thing as a bad model, there's no such thing as a bad, what do you mean a bad model? You get your picture taken, you're beautiful and they take your picture."
ALLY: "I was a bad model, I wasn't good at modeling, I was very clumsy and very tall and falling down and everything. And the thing about modeling is that you go to these things that are called 'goatsies', right, and if you're not gorgeous, they have no problem saying 'Well look, her butt's kinda big, isn't it?' And then you're like going 'I'm here...' you know, it's srt of like..."
CONAN: "They say that while you're in the room?"
ALLY: "Yeah, they're in the room."
CONAN: "That happens to me!"
ALLY: "Well she's put on weight. Oh really, that happened to you?"
CONAN: "Well it's funny because... no no, it's funny how people, if you're on tv or something, they start to treat you like you're not, you don't hear things, it's like you're an object. Sort of like you're sitting on a plane and people have been like waiting in line, like sitting in their seat and they look at me and go 'Is that that guy? I think it's that guy. He looks weird in person'. And I'm like, right there like 'Hi'. I hear, I speak." I gotta mention this, Profiler's on NBC, it's Saturdays at ten pm, a very good show. We always have fun when you drop by, will you come again?"
ALLY: "Yes, yes."
CONAN: "Alright, thank you very much for doing it. Ally Walker, everybody!"
| Ally's bio | First season Late Night with Conan O'Brien appearance |