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After checking out the obvious landmarks we took the Chunnel train to Paris.

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Eiffel Tower.

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Arc de Triomphe. Napoleon built it so invaders could better humiliate the French by marching troops around it.

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Catacombs are an old Roman rock quarry that contain the skeletons of over six million people from every walk of life. When I went to this national cemetary as a kid I was bitten by something that made me realize I had lymph nodes, just bone dust today. Sewer tour is also cool, and they have a smelly museum with historic stuff people lost.

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Le Louvre is perhaps the best museum in the world today. In no way child friendly. What were they thinking when they built this pyramid?

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Venus de Milo as I shot her circa 1988.

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Venus de Milo 2000, she wasn't in the mood.

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Mona Lisa Gabon.

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A horse gas mask from WWII (War Museum).

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Disneyland Paris, kids got upset when the "L-stick girl" kept turning them away from the rides. Size limits seemed to be about five feet tall or something metric like that.

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The haunted house here had a dead lady theme.

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Adventure Land. Same stuff, Pirates isn't as good, but the "Blue" restaurant is better.

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