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We have a full week of stuff, but I'll pare it down as much as I can. Most of you don't have time to read an encyclopedia of liberal nonsense. Anyway, we've got a wide range of stuff to go over so I'll cut this short and hit you in between the eyes with liberal speak.


I'd Rather See Greta Garbo. . .


Fox cable has been the hottest news broadcast on the air waves, but I'm sort of worrying about what really is going on over there.

DRUDGE REPORT; JAN 02 2002; CABLE WAR INTENSIFIES: CNN GRETA TURNS DOWN CNN CASH, JUMPS TO FOX NEWS
Most people would let this blow over as just a plain ol' job switch. I'm not so sure, but then, I guess I wouldn't be. It's in my nature.

CNN's second-highest rated host Greta van Susteren is jumping to rival FOX NEWS for nearly $1 million a year, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned. CNN had countered the FOX offer with more money -- close to $1.4 million a year -- but she rejected, say top sources.
FoxNews has been doing so awfully well because of their balanced reporting. Not that the reporting is all conservative, mind you, but the reporting has BOTH sides. The likes of CNN, ABC, MSNBC, and CBS carry only one side. Because of their refusal to present the other side to the junk reporting taken from AP and Reuters, the mainstream networks have been losing out big time to FoxNews.

CNN executives are furious with Greta's dramatic turn. "She really showed her true colors, she has no loyalty to the network that made her," said a top executive in New York.
So what's the big deal here, Greta moves to Fox, so what, Eye? Take a look what's happened recently, Geraldo joined Fox, now Greta joined and there is a rumor floating around that Larry King is talking contracts with Fox. We probably won't know what happens to Larry King by the time this gets posted, but one thing is evident, any more liberals making the switch to Fox and we may have add FoxNews to the list of mainstream 'no shows' to watch.


"Really! I Missed Him by less than an hour. . ."


I was hoping to get by without running into Billie-bob, but no such luck. Mr. Hapless just seems to keep his face in our face (shudder).

US missed three chances to seize Bin Laden; The Sunday Times [U.K.] 01/06/2002
Seems like Billie-bob struck out again.

PRESIDENT Bill Clinton turned down at least three offers involving foreign governments to help to seize Osama Bin Laden after he was identified as a terrorist who was threatening America, according to sources in Washington and the Middle East.
After reading this, you have to wonder which hour Billie-bob missed. This is truly pathetic really.

The main reasons were legal: there was no evidence that could be brought against Bin Laden in an American court. But former senior intelligence sources accuse the administration of a lack of commitment to the fight against terrorism.
What do you want to believe - no evidence? or refusal to fight? (Perhaps we should take a poll [snicker, snicker]).

When Sudanese officials claimed late last year that Washington had spurned Bin Laden's secret extradition from Khartoum in 1996, former White House officials said they had no recollection of the offer. Senior sources in the former administration now confirm that it was true.
You mean they've changed their story?

An Insight investigation has revealed that far from being an isolated incident this was the first in a series of missed opportunities right up to Clinton's last year in office. One of these involved a Gulf state; another would have relied on the assistance of Saudi Arabia.
By that time, trashBin Laden had already bombed the WTC the first time, bombed a US military barracks, bombed a US embassy, bombed a US ship. . . you get the picture. I don't need to repeat the multiple ties back to trashBin Laden terrorist activities again.

A former figure in American counterterrorist intelligence claims, however, that there was "clear and convincing" proof of Bin Laden's conspiracy against America. In May, 1996, American diplomats were informed in a Sudanese government fax that Bin Laden was about to be expelled - giving Washington another chance to seize him. The decision not to do so went to the very top of the White House, according to former administration sources.
Oh well, what scares me most is thinking back on the Clinton years and what would have been if that bumbling VP of his would have been elected (thank you Florida). Wished I could think of something humorous to say here, but I can't, it's too damn frightening to think what may have been.



More Animal Tragedy


Do you like the little human interest stories the mainstream puts up? Well we've got another one here.

Australia Fires Hit Koala Habitat; By GEOFF SPENCER, Associated Press Writer; Jan 4, 2001
Well just to keep with the times, I've put up a little audio clip for this story folks. (Audio clip - 520kb)



Wildfires have ravaged the koala's habitat and likely killed or injured thousands, wildlife experts said Friday, as authorities arrested two more teen-age arson suspects.

It could take up to 15 years to rebuild some population groups of the koala, Australia's national icon, the National Parks and Wildlife Service said. There are already fewer than 100,000 of the animals in Australia, the Australian Koala Foundation said.
Some of you people might think that I hate animals. That's not all true, but I don't care about mice, horseflies, tsetse flies and cockroaches all that much and if the truth be known, I rather kill 'em all. But I guess I'm impartial when it comes to koalas. Ask any good Aussie and he'll tell you they're a worthless animal that carries fleas and will piddle on ya in a minute if you pick one of 'em up, but as long as I don't have to sleep with the beasts, I don't mind it at all if they thrive.

Friday's arrests of a 14-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl brought the number of people detained on suspicion of starting fires that have burned for nearly two weeks in New South Wales to 23, including 15 juveniles. One of the suspects is 9 years old.

Firefighters and weather forecasters predicted that the blazes, which have destroyed homes and crops and forced thousands of people to evacuate, could still be burning next week.
Well I have little pity for those teenager animals.

Britain's Queen Elizabeth II on Friday sent a message of sympathy and support to the people of New South Wales whose lives have been affected by the Australian bush fires. About 100 blazes were burning around Sydney and throughout New South Wales, generating massive smoke clouds have soared high into the sky and reached New Zealand, 1,400 miles east across the Tasman Sea. The fire fronts cover more than 1,200 miles.
Please understand that I'm copying the text in the exact same sequence that AP reported it. Do you see anything strange?

Another wildfire has isolated the coastal town of Bendalong, about 120 miles south of Sydney, where hundreds of people have camped out on a beach where they are safe from burning vegetation.

A fast-moving fire front 37 miles long was burning in the rugged and heavily forested Blue Mountains, about 50 miles west of Sydney. Dozens of residents were leaving the tiny town of Bowen Mountain. Residents also were being asked to evacuate parts of the Hawkesbury district on Sydney's northern outskirts.
I ask you again, do you see anything strange here? Take a look at it from the top. The headline reads Koala habitat lost, the first part of the article deals with the loss of all those little animals, then the Queen comes in to express sympathy. Last thing to be reported is the people displaced by the horrendous fires. I find that amazing. But in true liberal fashion, the koalas are the main concern here (shaking head); the priority of the reporting certainly dictates that.
The maximum penalty for adult offenders is 14 years in prison.
Whoooaaa, stiff penalty, but wait a minute. Who has been arrested?

Friday's arrests of a 14-year-old boy and a 15-year-old girl brought the number of people detained on suspicion of starting fires that have burned for nearly two weeks in New South Wales to 23, including 15 juveniles. One of the suspects is 9 years old.
Oh-oh. See anything strange here?

``Any youngster nabbed lighting a fire will not get off with a warning from a judge,'' said state Premier Bob Carr.
Really!!! What harsh penalty is reserved for them?

He said arsonists who are not sent to juvenile institutions would be required to meet burn victims and people who have suffered because of the fires.
They'll probably get a harsher penalty for killing the stupid koalas. There seems to be a fair amount of liberals in Aussieland too.

The Daily Telegraph newspaper reported that 14 firefighters were saved when a helicopter dumped thousands of gallons of water on an advancing wall of flames in the Blue Mountains on Thursday
At least there were no Coho River salmon to stop the rescue effort here. Thank God for small favors. But here again, the priority of the fire fighters was the very last paragraph of the article. I wonder if they feel that subservient to the koalas. Looks like the Queen takes second billing.


It's Lonely at the Top


No truer words were ever spoken and in the next story, you'll see what I mean.

8 New Year's Resolutions for the President; by Howard Fineman; MSNBCnews.com; Jan 1, 2002
I popped into MSNBC to see what's up. After reading this article I can easily tell just why people are leaving the mainstream news and going elsewhere. Also, I can see why NBC is dead last in viewer ratings.

As everybody now knows, George W. Bush is a master delegator, handing off tasks he doesn't have the time or the inclination to do on his own. As 2002 begins, he needs a list of New Year's resolutions, but probably hasn't drawn one up himself. So I'm volunteering right here to do it for him.
Is there any need to go on from the first paragraph? They really hate it that Bush has some of the most talented people in the world in his cabinet and surrounding him. Most people would be elated about that, but not the mainstream. But, anyway, I'll put up a few of these gem resolutions for you.

Apologize to your mom - It wasn't prudent, as your dad would put it, to make fun of her lack of cooking skills.
I ask you, was this type of journalism ever witnessed during the Billie-bob years when it really should have been? Did anyone ever venture a new year resolution list for Bubba? Billie-bob never did apologize to his wife for getting the first appendage periodically cleaned by a young girl in the White House. Nor did he apologize to the American people for his lying to a grand jury. See why I don't go into MSNBC?

Talk to you dad about Carlyle -- It's OK for the likes of former Secretary of State Jim Baker to give speeches for Carlyle in places such as London. It won't do for the former president, whose son now is the world's war leader.
Can you believe that? This is journalism? This is assassination!

Bring Baseball to DC -- You are not beloved in the capital. The denizens of Washington are merely pacified, temporarily, by your high approval ratings. But there's one sure way to win their permanent allegiance: Use your contacts in Major League Baseball to force Bud Selig to move a team to D.C. That won't get you a spot on Mount Rushmore, but it might get you a spot in Cooperstown.
Well, no sense in putting up all 8. These are sick enough. But I have to say one thing, W might not be liked in DC but 86% of the country sure enough do like his style. That's enough to make the liberals fume! Hehehe, fume on, but 5 will get you 10, MSNBC won't have high approval ratings either, and that includes Washington.


You Deserve a Break Today, at . . .


Guess you know what this headline is referring to. Now that you have the McDonalds jingle running thru your head I'll continue. I mentioned in the beginning that this commentary could end up an encyclopedia. There are clearly at least a dozen more articles to comment on this week.

Being America's Fattest City Isn't Good For One's Image; ABCnews.com; Jan 4, 2002; by Dean Reynolds
Honestly folks, I purposely dropped into MSNBC and then into ABC at the first of the new year. Why? Just to see what they're saying. I guess I can wait till the new year of 2003 to go back in. Nothing will have changed.

The February issue of Men's Fitness magazine has named Houston, Texas "America's Fattest City" for the second year running (or not running). Among "fat cities," Houston ranks No. 1, followed by Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia and Dallas.
Ok maybe I'm seeing things that aren't there, but I don't think so. Please note WHERE "big fat" is (geographically).

But the magazine says Houston deserves it. "This is an important problem that needs to be addressed," says Men's Fitness nutrition editor Mike Carlson.
But of course, if Texas is "big execution" then to further trash W's home state, they need to talk about "big fat", another problem W didn't address while he was governor there (rolling eyes).

The magazine lumps together a number of factors to reach its conclusion: television viewing habits, available parks, water quality, climate commuting times, fast food and others.
Come on folks, take a look at this, not only is 'big fat' in Texas, but to further the insult we've got habits, water quality and environmental problems that help make Houston "big fat".

You may question the methodology, but few doubt that Houston - and many other big cities - need a good workout.
Buried within the article is the fact that this entire affair is totally subjective. Not only subjective, but meaningless. As long as W is so awfully popular, you're going to be witnessing all kinds of horrible awards being given to Texas, Texans and Texas cities. What's a governor for, if not for watching out how much their citizens eat? Ever see the ratings of some truly meaningful statistics where the governor's policy was actually responsible for the outcome? What rank is the Arkansas education system in the USA? Where was it when they took over, where is it now, and who headed the agency for the governor? (Answer - Arkansas, from 47th to 49th, headed by Witch Hillary under Billie-bob Clinton as governor.) Guess we could call Arkansas 'Big Stupid' (rolling on floor laughing).


(Note*** Due to the unusually huge volume of liberal stories to comment on this week, I will probably post a second commentary towards the end of the week. -- The Eye.)

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