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"Sometimes we have to look ate our choices and just make the best one" "We are women . We have double standarts to live up to" "My..my smiling license has been
suspended" "I forgive it but i am still not sure Iīll ever understand it" "Maybe Iīm happy and I donīt even know it" "Even if I get pass all my problems Iīm just going to go out and get new ones" "iīm human, Iīm temperamental, Iīm guilty and I am ovulating" "Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying. Sometimes thereīs only one fish" "There are only two sure things in life: death and adultery" "So here I am vistim of my own choices and Iīm just starting" "How did I get to be such a mess so early in my life" "Why do I always have to fall down?" "I am the kind of person who acts on a feeling, even if itīs not my own" "Sometimes Iīm tempted to become a street person, cut off from society. But then I wouldnīt get to wear my outfits" "The way things are today, it would almost be unsticonstitutional for him not sue you" "I donīt watch hockey, I think itīs cruel to the animals to dress them up and make them skate like that" "Where does it say hat women canīt act like men sometimes? I saw a piece of cute meat and I said to myself, You only live once: be a man!" "Weīre lawyers Billy.Thatīs our job. Distort the law beyond all common sense" "I want to change the world, I just want to get married first" "Of course I lied through my teeth, did you want me to tell Georgia that if Billy and I were on an island together, it would be a completely horizontal way of life?" "The thing about funerals is thet the
guest of honor is always dead" "I have a great imaginary world, but sometimes I just need things to happen" "Listen, I donīt need to pay for a therapist to give me crap, I have a roomate who does it for free" "And what?Weīre gonna say it happened by accident? She went out for some fresh air, strechted and his pennis fell in?" "Being a woman, I know how women react to things even if they donīt mean a thing" "Do you ever buy a lottery ticket? I buy them sometimes, I mean not that I think I would ever win, but I like to hold it in my hand, and think: What if? Thatīs why I bought that contraceptive jelly. I thought: What if? What if I am walking down the street and I suddenly march into somebody, and we just know inmediately off of one look that we were meant for each other, and itīs like Barbara Streisand and Omar Sharif, but instead of singing about it, we go off and make passionate love..."
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