Warpfist's Warband
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Warpfist's Warband |
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I imagine that lots of other people have done Eva drinking games, although I haven't seen any personally. The inspiration for this was Richard Beaubien's Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Fanfic Drinking Game.
As with normal drinking games you have to take a prescribed number of drinks when certain events occur. You get the choice of beverage, by the way.
No offence is intended... I do not endorse underage consumption of alcohol... I've seen the Manga Entertainment dub... and yes I am spoofing my own work as well here. Here we go...
CHARACTERS
If the EVA's are fighting an angel 1 DRINK
and it’s an author created angel 2 DRINKS
with an appropriate angelic name 4 DRINKS and a round
of applause
If no angels are involved 2 DRINKS
and it's not a lemon 2 MORE DRINKS
If Fyuutski appears 1 DRINK
and has lines 3 DRINKS
and actually does something important 5 DRINKS
If Toji appears 1 DRINK
and is a pilot 1 DRINK
If Hikari appears 1 DRINK
and actually does something 4 DRINKS
and has Toji under the thumb 1 DRINK
If Kensuke appears 1 DRINK
and is a pilot 5 DRINKS
If Shigeru or Makoto appear 1 DRINK EACH
and do something other than report an angel 3 DRINKS and a "Wow!"
If Maya appears 1 DRINK
and does something other than fawn over Dr Ikagi 2 DRINKS
If Kaoru appears 1 DRINK
and doesn't pounce on Shinji 2 DRINKS and a "Phew!"
If the children's teacher gives a lecture 1 DRINK
and it’s not on the Second Impact 3 DRINKS
and ignores the chaos in class 1 DRINK
If Pen-Pen appears 1 DRINK
and does something 4 DRINKS
If Gendo DOESN'T appear 4 DRINKS and a "Huh?"
If Yui appears 4 DRINKS and a "What the..?"
SELF INSERTS
If the author self inserts 1 DRINK
and is a pilot 2 DRINKS
and is better than Asuka, Rei and Shinji 4 DRINKS and a "Wa-Tak!"
If the author sleeps with Rei 1 DRINK
If the author sleeps with Asuka 2 DRINKS and a medal (a purple heart)
If the author sleeps with Shinji (whether male or female) 3 DRINKS and a "Eeew!"
If the author sleeps with Misato 2 DRINKS
If the author's avatar is 'Special' SHOOT THE AUTHOR
CROSSOVERS
If the crossover is with Ranma 1 DRINK
and Ranma is a pilot 2 DRINKS
and Shinji changes into Asuka when wet 5 DRINKS
If the crossover is with Sailor Moon 1 DRINK
and the senshi are pilots 2 DRINKS
and Asuka and Rei are senshi 2 DRINKS
and Shinji is a senshi 4 DRINKS and a "Eeew!"
and Rei Ayanami is confused with Ami Mizuno 1 DRINK
and Pen-Pen is a Tuxedo-clad hero 5 DRINKS and some
counselling
If the crossover is with another robot show 1 DRINK
and the SDF1 is involved 4 DRINKS
and the EVA's are transformable 4 DRINKS
and the EVA's combine into Mega-Eva-Zord 10 DRINKS and a
happy pill
If the crossover is with a hentai show 4 DRINKS with ice and a tentacle
If the crossover is with a Tarantino film 4 DRINKS and a Royale with cheese
LEMONS
For the following lemon pairings:
1 DRINK
Rei and Shinji
Asuka and Shinji
Misato and Kaji
Gendo and anything female
Hikari and Toji
Rei and Kaoru
2 DRINKS
Rei and Asuka
Ritsuko and Maya
Shinji and Misato
Shinji and Kaoru
3 DRINKS
Gendo and Fyuutski
Shinji and his right hand
4 DRINKS and some therapy
Pen-Pen and anyone
DEATH AND INJURY
If Rei is injured 1 DRINK
and dies 1 DRINK
and comes back from the dead 2 DRINKS
If Asuka is injured (and its her own damn fault) 1 DRINK
If Asuka loses her mind 2 DRINKS
If Shinji gets injured 1 DRINK
and goes berserk 2 DRINKS
If Misato or Ritsuko get killed 2 DRINKS and a box of hankies
If Kaji gets shot 1 DRINK
and we find out who did it 3 DRINKS
If any other supporting cast is killed 1 DRINK
If Third Impact occurs 10 DRINKS
and anyone notices 1 DRINK
MISCELANEOUS
If it's clear the author has never seen a whole episode 10 DRINKS
If the author refers to events in the manga 2 DRINKS
If the author refers to events in End of Evangelion 4 DRINKS
and quotes the Manga Entertainment dub 10 DRINKS and "do
something terrible to Asuka"
If the author has a naff nickname 1 DRINK
Take ONE DRINK every time:
Someone acts out of character
Gendo smirks or fiddles with his glasses
Gendo steeples his hands
Shinji whines
Asuka complains
Asuka speaks German
Rei deadpans
Rei is naked
Misato drinks a beer
Ritsuko drinks a coffee
Ritsuko mentions her cats
Kaji flirts with someone
A cross appears for no adequately explained reason
Someone says: "Geofront", "Dead Sea Scrolls", "The EVA isn't responding!", "I can't eject the entry plug!", "Wondergirl", "What do the MAGI think?", "Cryostasis" or any other techno-babble
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I think that about covers it. If you have any suggestions for occurrences I've missed contact me at the e-dress below. If I've insulted you, you probably deserved it :P
For reference, my Magical Fairy Princess Ayanami rates about 20 drinks.
You can use the game for the series as well as fanfics. Have fun!