Welcome to the Haunted House...yer almost there!

 If you came here looking for the Haunted House, don't worry, it is still here. You are almost there. I figured you might want to think about some other options you have before you go in. Actually, this is just a lame attempt to stall you while the graphics pre-load. But anyway, on with the stall tactic!

  1. I have a heart condition. I would rather Yahoo, you Yahoo!

  2. Actually, I'm in a rather silly mood. Let me see the Mad Cow.

  3. Please stop goofing around. I wanna see the doggone Haunted House.....NOW!