You sit sidesaddle on motorbikes (if you're a girl of course).
You stand still on escalators, without even thinking of walking.
You put a plastic bag on your head when it starts raining.
You don't think twice before picking your nose in public.
You sleep with just a fan at night because air conditioning is too cold.
You wear a jacket in " winter " months of December and January even though it is 30 degrees outside.
You hate the tought of all those pistols at Songkran.
You want to punch someone who touches your head.
You go back home and you take your shoes off before you go in your friend's house.
You eat pizza with ketchup on it.
You complain to the waiter that your food does not have enough chili peppers or fermented fish sauce in it.
You don't even notice the stray dogs that live under the table in the restaurant.
You don't mind sharing the one water cup at the water cooler with the 300 other employees at your workplace.
You spend most of your time at work eating, thinking about your next meal or discussing your last meal with your colleagues.
You've developed the ability to sleep anytime, anywhere, regardless of the noise, the situation, or your body position.
You think the first thing you are supposed to do after being in a car accident is to run away.
You are uncomfortable with public displays of affection but don't notice the massage parlors everywhere.
You refer to katoeys (transvestites) as She.
When visiting a zoo you start wondering what the different animal would taste like.
You come across a terrible crime / accident scene and you pose for a photo with the corpse.
You use your mobile phone in inapropriate public places (e.g. movie theatres, elevators, sitting in the bathroom) and share your conversation with everyone.
You publicly admit to liking durian.
You don't think there is any such thing as too gaudy a piece of jewelry.. |
