Are you obsessed with Labyrinth?
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  1. Have you memorized the lyrics to all the songs?
  2. Have you memorized the script?
  3. Are you distrustful of peaches?
  4. Are you distrustful of men in tights?
  5. Have you ever made up a cute nickname for Jareth?(i.e. His Tightness, His Royal Glitterness, J...)
  6. Do you believe Jareth and Sarah should end up together?
  7. Have you read Labyrinth fanfiction?
  8. Have you written Labyrinth fanfiction?
  9. Have you posted it on Fanfiction.net
  10. Are you on the fanfiction mailing list?
  11. Are you sure it's a sock?
  12. Are you sure it's not a sock?
  13. Do you know it's not a sock from personal experience?
  14. Are you a member of the Peach Sisters?
  15. Are you a member of the Cult of Jaden?
  16. Do you wear poet shirts?
  17. Do you wear tights?
  18. Do you carry around a riding crop?
  19. Do you hang around with goblins?
  20. Have you ever been accosted by Firies?
  21. Do you hang with dwarfs?
  22. Do you hang with monsters?
  23. Do you hang with foxes that think they're knights?
  24. Do you own a sheepdog?
  25. Did you name your dog Merlin?
  26. Have you named any of your pets after the characters?
  27. Can you immitate Ludo?
  28. Have you named any of your kids after the characters?
  29. Do you call your mother/step-mother Karen?
  30. Do you call your younger sibling Toby?
  31. Even if it's a girl?
  32. Have you ever wished anyone away?
  33. Have you ever wished yourself away?
  34. Are you enthrawled by socks?
  35. Have you ever found a pouch?
  36. Do you call your arch enemy Jareth?
  37. Do you call your arch enemy Karen?
  38. Have you ever been accosted by Agnes?
  39. Have you named your faithful steed Ambrosius?
  40. Are you ashamed of him?
  41. Have you ever used a Mexican goblin as a cannonball?
  42. Is your hat shaped like a bird?
  43. Is it alive?
  44. Does it speak Spanish?
  45. Does it ask for contributions in a little box?
  46. Did you give it your ring?
  47. Did you try to give it your best friend's jewels?
  48. Have you ever danced in a crystal ball?
  49. Have you ever been to the Bog?
  50. Can you call the rocks?
  51. Have you ever gone to Hampton Court Palace just to run through the Maze?
  52. Even though you don't live in the UK?
  53. Have you ever stalked David Bowie?
  54. Have you ever stalked Jennifer Connelly?
  55. Do you have pictures of Elstree Studios?
  56. Even if you don't live in the UK?
  57. Have you ever plotted to get into the Studios?
  58. And succeeded?
  59. And found stuff left over from filming Labyrinth?
  60. Do you wish you owned the Escher Room?
  61. Do you own a print of Escher's Relativity?
  62. Have you ever attempted to reconstruct the Escher Room?
  63. Have you ever told an authority figure that they have no power over you?
  64. Do you own any crystals?
  65. Did you form them yourself?
  66. Do you own a thirteen hour clock?
  67. Have you ever sung As The World Fall Down to a significant other?
  68. Do you run on a 26 hour day?
  69. Have you ever fantasized about living in the Underground?
  70. Have you ever gone to London just to ride in the Underground?
  71. Have you ever talked to or been a helping hand?
  72. Are you taking this test because of affiliation with a Peach Sister?
  73. Are you a member of or affiliated with the Terrible Trio?(Lady Chaos, Lady Fate, and Lady Destiny)
  74. Are you involved with a Peach Sister or member of the Terrible Trio?
  75. Do you claim any relationship to Jareth?(Ex wives/girlfriends/lovers count)
  76. Do you claim any relationship to Puck?
  77. Are you of the fervent belief that Jareth hates Puck?
  78. Are you of the fervent belief that Jareth is Oberon's little brother?
  79. Do you have a Labyrinth website?
  80. Have you ever written a test like this?
  81. Have you seen Ziggy Stardust?
  82. Have you ever dressed Jareth up as Ziggy Stardust either mentally or in a fanfic?
  83. Have you ever visualized Jareth as The Man Who Fell To Earth?
  84. Have you ever visualized Jareth singing Sweet Transvestite?
  85. In full Frank'N'Furter gear?
  86. Have you ever been forced to ban the word sock from your vocabulary?
  87. Have you forced others to do so?
  88. Have you ever imagined that there were smart goblins?
  89. Did you imagine that they worked at Gringotts?
  90. Have you ever been in a peach war?
  91. Do you affectionatly call the movie Laby?
  92. Have you ever made bad Labyrinth related puns?
  93. Do you know atleast 100 ways to annoy Jareth?
  94. Have you ever deeply analyzed the symbolism in the movie?
  95. For a term paper?
  96. And got an A?
  97. Are you afraid to say 'It's a peice of cake.'?
  98. Have you ever written a Laby x-over?
  99. Was it with Harry Potter?
  100. Was it with Midsummer Night's Dream?
0-10% Impure
Labyrinth? The one with the cyclops?

11-20% Impure
Definately a fan, but you have a life.

21-30% Impure
Highly obsessed.

31-40% Impure
No life outside the movie

41-50% Impure
Never say 'It's not fair!'

51-60% Impure
Never say 'It's a piece of cake!'

61-70% Impure
Beware of Goblin King's bearing crystals.

71-80% Impure
You've probably run the labyrinth before.

81-90% Impure
You live in the Underground.

91% and up Impure
You are a candidate for taking over the Underground. You don't fear Jareth. Jareth should fear you.

And before anyone asks, I'm 45% impure.