Well, I should have known I'd get a flame in the old guest book eventually. So, here's where I'm going to put all the flames for everyone to laugh at. Besides, I can't really stop myself from commenting.

First Name : Rose
URL :
Comment : Ur a JERK!!!!!!!! How dare u make fun of David Bowie and ur so called joke about his package How the hell do u think thats funny? Its just grose!!!!! Its people like u that make me sick!
What wish would you like Jareth to fulfill? :
How did you find my site? : u suck!

Alrighty. Where the hell do I start? First off, if you're going to insult me, PLEASE try and use proper grammer, sentance structure, spelling, and such. How dare I make fun of the package? How do I think it's funny? Because it makes others laugh. In fact, this webmistress is highly proud of the fact that she once made someone ban the word sock from their dictionary.
It's just gross? It sounds to me like this Rose is a self-righteous brat who can't spell. So people like me make her sick? It's a good thing she's not a Listian. And I suck is how she found my site? Interesting. I didn't know that was possible. Constructive criticism is one thing, but this is an out and out flame. It's not even creative!
Final Grade: F-

First Name : Guin

URL : http://www.stupid.com

Comment : You kind of suck. Itd be nice if you were not so childish.

What wish would you like Jareth to fulfill? : I wish the goblins would come and take you away. And tip you headfirst into the Bog.

How did you find my site? : A crack addict like yourself

Hmmm...Okay. A couple of bonus points for using a line from the movie. And at least this one put down a URL. Not a real one, but a URL none-the-less. Actually, seeing if there really is a stupid.com might be interesting. If there is, I will add it to my links section.
And he said I only kind of suck. How is it possible? I figure, you either suck, or you don't. To each his own, I guess. And I am NOT childish. Go ahead. Find one part of my page that's truly childish. I dare you. And I know for a fact that no child would understand the sock jokes. Oh, wait, was he refering to ROSE?!? Yeah. She's kinda childish, isn't she? And if he's refering to me, well...all I have to say to that is takes one to know one.
There. That childish enough for you? And hey, Guin, you forgot the "right now." It doesn't work if you don't add the "right now." And I don't know what rumors you people have heard, but I'm no crack addict. But, like I said, bonus points for the movie refs.
Final Grade: F+

First Name : Guin

URL : http://www.retarded.com

Comment : Number one, Im female. Number two, Wall of Shame. Number three, Nobody *really* likes you. Theyre all just too scared of your iron fist of chaos to do anything other than what you want them to do. Number three, your spelling is attrocious, your grammar

What wish would you like Jareth to fulfill? : If I had put right now on the end of it, I would have given you the satisfaction of a full line. Why would I do that?

How did you find my site? : I just came back to see if youd put me up on the Wall Of Shame as I thought you probably would.

Oh, wow, a glutton for punishment. While I admit I did make a mistake calling her a "he", as I'm not perfect, it's not always easy to tell if someone is male or female by their name. But let's get to the commenting on the new flame, shall we?

Another fake URL, eh? Come on, Guin. Show some creativity. And your number two isn't even comment-worthy. It's really not. And your number three? Nobody really likes me? I will have you know that I have plenty of friends, thank you. And we are very close. If they go along with my ideas, it's because they want to.

And then we have another number three, attacking my spelling and grammer. Let's look at yours, shall we? First of all, it's 'atrocious', okay? One 't', dear. Just one. And sentance structure is not your best friend, is it? Or did you not pay attention when they covered that in English? I have a friend for whom English is a second language, and hers is better than yours. And have we forgotten about comas and apostrophes?

F-

First Name : Gidget

URL :

Comment :

What wish would you like Jareth to fulfill? : I am a male and i also go by Gidget(Bride of Lucifer).For the longest time,ive been wanting to give my body and soul to lucifer in a blood sacrifice.I love lucifer for he is my lord and master and i give myself willingly.I look forward to the night when i

How did you find my site? :

Okay. I'm not sure what to say. It's not a flame. It's just...I don't know. There aren't words to describe this. I'm truly confused. My guestbook isn't for those who want to sell their soul to Lucifer. Neither is my website. This just...is sick...and wrong...not that I judge people by what they believe. I'm just confused. Why on my website? Why in my guestbook? Why this declaration? Although I must admit. I wish Gidget had had room to finish what he wanted to say, simply out of my own morbid curiosity.

Okay. I give this a C.