Sexism, homohatred, and homophobia are ugly American obsessions.Perhaps
their ugliest quality is their hypocrisy. In a recent poll, and in the
most recent shameless defense of sex addicted Bill Clinton, 60% of Americans
publicly proclaimed that oral sex is not real sex. Clearly, they reserve
this curious and exceptional definition for heterosexual male adulterers.
It is unfair enough that sodomy laws are selectively enforced to exclude
millions of heterosexuals who enjoy oral sex daily. It is even more unfair
that these same homohating voters have redefined oral sex, so that its
very definition is equally selective.
That revealing poll that sparked this linguistic metamorphosis should
have included several additional questions. I submit the following as an
addendum to that flawed poll. The answers to these omitted questions would
be equally revealing and expose equivalent hypocrisies:
If Hillary Clinton had allowed a young male
intern to perform oral sex upon her in the Oval office, exactly as Bill
and Monica have done, would she have had real sex?
If Hillary had performed oral sex upon a young
male intern, would she have had real sex with him?
When O.J. Simpson hid in bushes and watched
Nicole Brown performing oral sex on Keith Zlomsowitch, was O. J. watching
real sex?
If you saw your homosexual neighbors engaged
in oral sex, would you be watching real sex?
I am certain that the vast majority of these same Americans, who enthusiastically
share Clinton’s creativity with vocabulary, would be far less creative
when
redefining homohateful sodomy laws that oppress homosexuals in most
states.
What many fellow oral sex fans dare to dismiss as unreal sex for Clinton
and his
hubby-from-hell ilk, is real enough to send my lover and I, and our
homosexual
peers, to real jail cells nationwide.
If you caught your spouse engaged in oral
sex with your best friend, would that be real sex?
In the real world, oral sex IS real sex!!! Spouses and lovers
who cheat are real
whores. And, Bill Clinton’s unconditional defenders are real idiots.