CRIMINAL “JUSTICE”
[UPDATE: 8-26-99 Justice is belated but served. A Michigan jury has found Jonathan Schmitz guilty of second-degree murder. This was his second trial. The previous verdict was overturned because of an error in jury selection.]
I have never been a fan of Jenny Jones. Too often, I find her show irritating, cruel and racially offensive. For example, she regularly invites the white mothers of bi-racial children to nightmarishly degrade the nappy hair of their children. And, she routinely features black men who adore white women exclusively, as if white men who adore black women are nonexistent. She also habitually invites adults traumatized as children to confront their childhood bullies, only to be further damaged by the sharper abuse these callous bullies wield as adults. Although I resent Jenny Jones, I respect fairness. The recent verdict against her show is grossly unfair. Jenny is a sacrificial media lamb for those who hate homosexuals even more than they hate tasteless TV shows. Millions of people are severely humiliated and traumatized by abusive talk shows daily. Yet none of them had ever murdered anyone in revenge. That is until Jonathan Schmitz. After a jovial show where Schmitz and a homosexual admirer, named Scott Amedure, had both casually laughed off Scott’s crush as millions witnessed, Schmitz murdered Amedure. These men had been friends before the show and continued to party together after its taping. Later, Schmitz took a gun and blew Amedure away. Now, Amedure’s family has won a $25 million dollar civil verdict and Schmitz will get a new trial to overturn his criminal conviction. This is a verdict against homosexuals. If Amedure was not gay, there would have been no civil trial. Millions of people are ambushed, humiliated, degraded and otherwise abused by shock talk show staffs daily. I guarantee you that if any one of these persons decides to murder their cheating lovers or lying kin that they will never be awarded a dime. Crime does not pay. But gaybashing does. Being made ashamed is not a crime. But, being made ashamed by a homosexual is cause for crime. There is no shame like the shame that a homosexual can bring to a macho man. Why, just a mere glance from a homosexual can reduce a superman to a eunuch! This verdict dictates that public castration warrants public execution. It was impossible for Schmitz to simply avoid the company of Amedure. Despite laws which protect everyone form every kind of sexual harassment, poor Schmitz had no choice but to blow Amedure to bits. You know gays are so irresistible and amusing. Better to murder them than miss a great party. It was impossible for Schmitz to just get over the show. Millions of others manage to recover from all kinds of severe televised embarrassments daily. But they are just wimps who do not know how to take the law into their own hands. Only real men like Schmitz know how to protect their fragile manhood. Nothing says “I am virile” like a shotgun. A bullet through a chamber is the ultimate ejaculation. It is said that Schmitz was unstable and that is why he was driven into a murderous rage by the affections of Amedure. I say he proved his insanity by having to murder someone who simply found him attractive. Could he have been attempting to kill his own mutual and closeted attraction? Exactly how close were these two men? Could this have been a public crime of secret passion? It is ironic that Schmitz appears more stereotypically gay than Amedure. As a lesbian with sexual license, I must admit that the pretty and effiminate Schmitz set my own gaydar off at first sight. Those who doth protest too much are gay; WITHOUT EXCEPTION! Real men do not fear and murder homosexuals. Most men appreciate the decreased competition for the affections of women. Sane people appreciate compliments on their beauty from any source. Any man who has to respond to unwanted gay attention by shooting someone is something more than a murderer. He is also a fool. The only thing more foolish is a jury that will blame a talk show staff for the homicidal weakness of a sexually insecure wimp with a gun.