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Public Intellectual, Educator, Scholar, Radio Producer & Host, Columnist, Singer

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REVOLUTIONARY AFRICAN TRUTH
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TOOD WOOTEN HUMPS AGAIN!

WMCH: VOLUME II

The long awaited second volume of a masterpiece has arrived!(See: "RACE, SEX, AND HUMOROUS WISDOM - ON TODD WOOTEN’S - “WHITE MEN CAN’T HUMP (AS GOOD AS BLACK MEN) – VOLUME I" herein) In Volume II, Todd Wooten masterfully mixes deep reflections on racism in America with profound wit. It is a classic combination of angst and humor that is truly hypnotic.

Todd is a real friend. Real friends accept and respect choices that could never be their own. Todd and I are very different people. He is a heterosexual Obama fan. I am a lesbian Hillary fan. We engage in ongoing debates as we agree to disagree indefinitely.

Todd is a sane Barack Obama fan. Most of Obama’s fans are insane. Even as “Operation Chaos” is in full effect, millions of Obama’s rabid fans pretend that racism is a mirage, and share collective amnesia about Bill and Hillary Clinton’s political legacies. Todd’s book is mandatory racial therapy. His book is a “Balm in Gilead” in a world that sees Obama as proof of a sudden interracial utopia.

Despite popular political mythology, racism in America is no relic. Todd’s prose powerfully examines evidence of racism in diverse arenas. This book documents racist realities with passion and flair. Todd’s unique writing style is comical and cathartic. His accurate and eloquent examinations are righteously enraged.

White Men Can’t Hump (as Good as Black Men) – Volume II houses 13 chapters that seamlessly complete those listed in volume one. They include: BLACK PORN – The Proof is in the Chocolate Pudding; W.M.D. = Weapons of Mass Desire = Is It True?; Physical Stereotypes vs. Intellectual Stereotypes; Hate Nigger Radio; Closing the Human Divide; and Closing the Economic & Racial Divide.

Todd has again included his classic “Rants”. They are uncensored and amusing as always. They detail: Uncle Tonya’s Log Cabin Republicans; The Death Row Game; Kobe vs. Mike (Color Trumps Conviction); A Rose for the Ladies…and more.

Todd’s timeless work evokes a myriad of emotions. You will laugh at the exposure of racists. You will cry about the pain of racism. You will be pensive about the permanence of racism in Amerikkka.

Read both volumes of Todd Wooten's "White Men Can’t Hump (as Good as Black Men") today! Here are a few excerpts from volume two of this entertaining and educational look at racism:

The big money Black athletes are getting pisses off a lot of people. Period.

Sports radio is where White Men get to share their contempt for Black Men and not be called racist.

The only problem is that after a few beers, the words Big Jerk evolve into Black Nigger .

A White athlete who celebrates after a score is exhibiting a Love for the game. A Black athlete is ruining the game.

The only person who had the “Balls” to constantly say Muhammad Ali was getting *ucked over by the U. S. Government was Howard Cossell.

Usually when White Folks say “Race has nothing to do with it”, then you better believe Race has everything to do with it.

If Ray Lewis wasn’t a great football player, he’d be in jail right now. If Ray Lewis had to utilize a public defender, he’d be in jail right now.

Parading out perceived [Uncle] Toms doesn’t mitigate the appearance of Racism, it enhances it.

If you love to yell about the ills of Welfare, but don’t say *hit about Corporate Welfare, then you better be ready to defend yourself against the Tom charge.

Inside of this Big Tent, the attitudes towards homosexuals are eerily similar to the attitudes towards Blacks.

For more information on Todd Wooten

and “White Men Can’t Hump” see:

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